3 Wedding Jokes Any Wedding MC Can Tell and Be Hilarious

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(Free-Press-Release.com) January 9, 2010 -- Wedding jokes are a sure-fire way to make the Wedding Reception a memorable event for the new bride and groom. Tasteful jokes that are easy to tailor to the precise part of the program are best. Here is a good joke to use before the toast to the groom. Also, a great joke to use anywhere in the program. For instance, before introducing the individual giving the toast to the bride.

Before Barb and Greg got married they went for psychoanalysis to make sure they were compatible. Greg was done in a day, but Barb had to return for several more sessions. It wasn’t that Barb had any problems. It was just that when they had to go back to their childhood, it was easy for Greg because he was already there.

Tell the joke in your own words of course, but make sure you keep the last line the same (punchline), keeping the same order of ideas.

The following joke fits in the reception where you are introducing or talking about either the Bride’s or the Groom’s grandparents or parents.

Frank and Elizabeth are pleased that their granddaughter is getting married. I didn’t realize how caught up in the whole event they had become until Elizabeth said that she wanted to relive her wedding. She told Frank that they should run upstairs and make love. Frank said she had to make a decision because he couldn’t do both.

This joke can be used with parents (change granddaughter to daughter). Emphasize “run upstairs” and “make love” when presenting.

Here’s a one-liner: Marriage teaches you loyalty, patience, understanding, perseverence, and a lot of other things you wouldn’t need if you’d stayed single.

The above jokes are tried and true. Enjoy telling them and the audience will laugh.

All of the above jokes and their instructions are from the Wedding MC Duties . com website. The site discusses other Wedding MC do's and dont's.

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