Boneheads for Boxer to March on National Mall

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Los Angeles, California, United States of America (Free-Press-Release.com) October 5, 2010 -- Not to be outdone by Glenn Beck’s Restoring Honor Rally or last weekend’s One Nation Rally, Senator Barbara Boxer’s biggest fan, Dexter Crumpit, has organized a Boneheads for Boxer rally on the National Mall for November 3rd, the day after Election Day. “I’m hoping it will send Bab’s vote count into the stratosphere,” said Mr. Crumpit, “and convince every general in our military that Babs is fully worthy of the title Senator.”

Mr. Crumpit says he is expecting attendance to be in the “trillions” and has ordered a dozen abaci to do the counting to prove to the national media that the Boneheads are “teetotalers in every sense of the word,” making some vague comparison to the Tea Party that no one is sure that even he understands.


Despite Senator Boxer’s record, which has seen her state plummet in practically every economic measurement imaginable, Mr. Crumpit remains the eternal optimist. “The sun will come out tomorrow,” he says, “in Hawaii.”

Mr. Crumpit will be delivering the keynote address in which he will condemn Carly Fiorina’s early comment mocking Senator Boxer’s hairdo and suggest that the senator try a textured bob. He will also try to convince his followers that the surge in Iraq won’t work, apparently unaware that it occurred three years ago.

Joining Mr. Crumpit will be members of S.E.I.U. who paid each participant $100 to attend and pummeled sixty-six black men who refused. “Babs has gone on record condemning the opposition to Obamacare as organized,” said Mr. Crumpit, “and we’re going to show everyone that, if anything, organization is not our strong suit.”

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