CLOSE YOUR EYES THE FUTURE HAS JUST BEGUN Humor E-book written by Aleksandar Krzavac

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(Free-Press-Release.com) December 6, 2011 -- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


Close Your Eyes The Future Has Just Begun

A collection of aphorisms and cartoons that address almost all issues people are annoyed with, no matter whether low ranked clerks and workers or CEOs, prime ministers and kings they are. If you have any dilemma once you finish reading the e-book CLOSE YOUR EYES THE FUTURE HAS JUST BEGUN it will disappear.

You will know the origin of global crisis, how important bootlicking force is, whether it is worth to trade your soul for money, as well as what disadvantages of broadband Internet in Ancient Greece were.

Holder of University degree in economics, e-book author Aleksandar Krzavac does not object to wasting his time writing aphorisms and drawing cartoons.

Born in 1959, in Belgrade, the former Yugoslavian capital, at that point a globally respected, communist country, he spent teenage and thirties’ years in something that is called in the big West – a Communist Dictatorship.

Krzavac has published his aphorisms and cartoons in famous Belgrade newspapers and magazines. He is, also, author of satirical play “Crazed and Confuzed” on Yugoslavia break up.

Reader could say “Why should I read aphorisms and look that bunch of cartoons, I prefer novels on love affair, crime, world conspiracy.

“Okay, author says, is “hard topics novels” something you can read during coffee break in office, laying on beach sun deck on hot summer day, waiting in long queue and return to main duties without fuzzy ideas in your minds what next chapter is about?

Each, single aphorism and/or cartoon is entirety for itself, you can stop reading and thinking at the same moment and go back to work clear minds. That doesn’t apply to “serious” novels.

E-book is available through retail network on Amazon Kindle http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00696J51O, Barnes & Noble www.barnesandnoble.com/s/krzavac-aleksandar, iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/book/close-your-eyes-future-has/id480763391 and Lulu www.lulu.com/product/ebook/close-your-eyes-the-future-has-just-begun/18668032

Aphorisms of Aleksandar Krzavac have been published on New York Times bestselling author James Geary website http://www.jamesgeary.com.

“Krzavac’s sayings are highly sarcastic, highly political, and highly amusing”, “Most of my almost 2,000 aphorisms are not translatable,” Krzavac says, “or do not fit the Anglo-Saxon temperament and way of thinking.” The aphorisms that are translatable are well worth a read, and well-suited to every temperament”. In these aphorisms, Krzavac turns his clinical, jaundiced eye on the current political/moral/economic state of Serbia… As always with Balkan aphorisms, prepare to wince even as you smile”. – James Geary.

Selection of cartoons are published on Aydin Dogan Vakfi website http://sanalmuze.aydindoganvakfi.org.tr/Gallery/CaricatureList.aspx?&PID=5761.

(Un)fortunately, transition to democracy did not leave aphorists without a job. Old themes were substituted with new ones. Every ism desperately needs its critics, even globalism.

Namely, people need real, not virtual, democracy. This is only the beginning. For sure, people will learn to rule by the end of this millennium.

Entering “Perfect society” will force many writers to change their career, since perfection cannot be criticized. Judging to this reality, we still have many years ahead to achieve PERFECTION.

Until that point satirists have to write.



Aleksandar Krzavac
Email – krzavac@sbb.rs
Phone – 011-381-644482728

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