Gillard Abbott in Bipartisan Policy on Immigration - Millions to be turned back.

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(Free-Press-Release.com) July 24, 2010 -- Looming refugee surge biggest invasion threat since WWII

Canberra.

In a rare display of political bipartisanship Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott have agreed to deliver a joint address to the nation to urge Australians to stay strong in the face of the most significant threat of invasion since Japanese aggression during the Second World War.

In a rare display of political bipartisanship Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott have agreed to deliver a joint address to the nation to urge Australians to stay strong in the face of the most significant threat of invasion since Japanese aggression during the Second World War.

The stunning display of political cooperation followed several days of policy one-upmanship when a promise by Abbott to reduce immigration by up to 120,000 was matched by a counter promise from Gillard to deport all migrants who had arrived after 1997.

This led to a counter promise from the Liberal leader to deport all those who had arrived after 1972 in response to which Gillard committed a future Labor government to returning Australia to population levels to those of 1945.

Gillard also conceded that this meant that she might be forced to deport her parents and herself back to Wales, but said she was committed to doing what was right for Australia.

Abbott, who was born in the UK, also conceded that he would be willing to deport himself if it was in the national interest.

The joint presentation to the nation will be broadcast simultaneously on all free to air television and radio stations at 7.30pm on Tuesday 27 July.

It is considered so important that the producers of the Channel 10 hit Masterchef will extend tonight’s final cook-off between Adam and Callum for more than 48 hours just so the announcement of the final winner can be postponed for the duration of the address.

Gillard and Abbott will tell Australians that more than four million asylum seekers, most with criminal records, including convictions for cannibalism and genocide, as well as highly contagious diseases such as the Ebola virus and plague, are heading for Australian territorial waters in a flotilla of over 2,000,000 canoes and makeshift rafts.

Gillard will tell Australians that “the era of tolerance and generosity is over” while Abbott will urge Australians to panic, act irrationally, imagine the worst, and seek out scapegoats for their own problems as well as those of the nation as a whole.

The surprising display of political unity is unprecedented in Australian political history and is easily more shocking than the offer made by Prime Minister Robert Menzies to French kiss then leader of the opposition John Curtain after the fall of Singapore to invading Japanese forces in February 1942.

Emeritus Professor Festus Scrötal, head of population research at the Vote Smart Institute for Democracy, said that the joint address by Gillard and Abbott was both “sensible and over-due.”

“Even a cursory glance at SBS reveals that British Malaya, French Indochina, the Belgian Congo and even the Dutch East Indies have been overrun with migrants and indigenous European civilisation almost completely eradicated,” said Scrötal.

The leader of the Australian Greens, Senator Bob Brown, has threatened to go to take his exclusion from the address to the “highest court in the land.”

“I will be seeking an order from the full bench of the Holistic Healing and Spiritual Well-Being Drop-In Centre to order the government to allow the voice of the Australian Greens to be heard on this important matter.”

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If successful, it is believed that Senator Brown will express his opposition to the Labor and Liberal message through an interpretive dance.

More information can be found online at http://www.votesmart.com.au

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