Golf Jokes for Fun Time

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(Free-Press-Release.com) December 22, 2011 -- To the golfers and golf lovers, they all like to pay attention to something about the golf. If you are a little tired about the golf official news and golf game, there is the best way to help you relax. If you want to look for something to refresh your golf time, there is the right way to help you get the comfortable time. It is the golf jokes. Please see the following joke I promise you will laugh out loudly. More at www.golfshopclubs.com

One day a Bob is going golfing and a stranger comes up to him and asks if he can play with him.

The man says ok and they start playing. After about three holes Bob asks the stranger what he does for a living. More at www.golfshopclubs.com

"I’m a hit man," the man replies.

The man laughs and says, "That’s funny, what do you really do?"

The man says, "I’m really a hit man, look in my golf bag."

The man goes and looks in the golf bag and in it there is a sniper rifle with a scope on it.

"Hey do you mind if I use this scope to see my house?"

The hit man tells him not at all, so the guy uses the scope and zooms in his bedroom window. He sees his wife naked. Then his neighbor comes up, and he is naked too.

The man gets really mad and says, "How much does it cost to do a hit?"

The hit man says a thousand dollars a shot.

"Then I want you to shoot my neighbor in the penis because he is sticking it in my wife and shoot my wife in the mouth because she is always yapping."

The hit man takes the sniper rifle and sits there aiming for about fifteen minutes.

The man says, "Hey man, hurry up!"

"Hold on a second," the sniper says, "I’m trying to save you a thousand bucks."

Jokes are a good way to help you relax the pressure and the dissatisfaction in your life. With more laughter and humor in your life, you will feel fresh and wonderful everyone which directly leads to happy everyday. More at www.golfshopclubs.com

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