Gordon Moss Invents New Beer - Made Out Of Deer

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(Free-Press-Release.com) March 6, 2011 -- The World's Greatest Networker Makes Beer Out Of Deer

Gordon Moss, The World's Greatest Networker, has invented a new kind of beer, it's made from fresh deer meat. When we visited Gordon Moss he explained how the worlds greatest networker created such a great beer.

"I've got those oompa loompas working hard, since we closed the fried turnip network marketing company, and it all starts with selecting the right kind of deer. You see, as the worlds greatest networker, I know how to do it. You have to find the right deer, and you can tell because it has truck tires marks on it's side. Not car, or motorcycle tracks - it has to be from a truck.

The next thing you do is have one of these purple looking dwarves shove their hand way up the dead deer's ass...and pull out all of it's guts. If you try to cut it open, you might damage the meat, so what you do is pull it's guys out of it's ass!

Then, you can use it's guts to make "deer roll-ups", and then we grind all the deer meet up..cook it at a very high temperature and juice it and pour it into a cold lager".

I'm the worlds greatest networker, and I can tell you it's the best.

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