Hypothetical Charlie Sheen Stock Portfolio that Proves you can still get Wasted and Make a Killing in the Stock Market.

Park City -- Free-Press-Release.com-- Mar 31, 2011 -- Recently, a simulated Charlie Sheen stock portfolio produced enormous gains while his career floundered. Analysts at the SAX ANGLE created this Charlie Sheen stock portfolio while researching public news, web sites, and TV broadcast shows. A careful reconstruction of each portfolio holding shows why we feel Charlie Sheen should own or controls significant stock in these nine companies, some private and public.

One of our most controversial investments is our proposed Sheen involvement in a group that intends to take the renowned Betty Ford Clinic private. All Betty Ford and satellite rehab centers will immediately be converted to a Club Med style resort/spa/destination. Once the transformation is complete, the buyout group intends to bring the Company public under new management with a new name, Club Meth and Snow. They are already talking with NASDAQ to acquire the ticker symbol "BLOW".

When asked if we thought Charlie should own Pfizer, we offered one explanation. “Viagra duh…when you’re a winner like Charlie, every 8 minutes counts; especially if she charges by the minute."

Perhaps the most controversial of our investment decisions was his short sale of Berkshire Hathaway stock. If Charlie heard that even Warren Buffett had turned him down for business risk insurance, he would be enraged and probably say something like, “I’m going to go warlock on that rich old coke sipping cod. Perhaps in an emotional outburst he would proceed to short Berkshire Hathaway against the advice of his financial planners.

Visit SAX ANGLE online to find out the rest of Charlie Sheen’s portfolio. 7 more stunning investments decisions prove that you can still get wasted and make a killing in the stock market.

Contact Harvey Sax at Sax Angle or follow him on twitter.com/saxangle. HSAX & CO, LLC is an independent investment advisory firm based in Park City, UT. Its managing member, Harvey Sax, has earned a national reputation for substantially outperforming the market in good times and bad.

Don’t contact Kathleen McCann, CFL , at Laugh Artist if you want to know anything about stock market analysis. Kathleen is an eight-year veteran of the stage providing comic relief to the most conservative state in the Country.

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