Jazz Joy and Roy names Canada, Japan, England, The Netherlands and the US Big Five Joy Countries

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(Free-Press-Release.com) September 2, 2011 -- Jazz Joy and Roy appealed today to addicted Jazz Joy and Roy fans who live in its Big Five Joy Countries--Canada, Japan, England, The Netherlands and the US--to please download Jazz Joy and Roy only during the first four hours after the sun rises where they live, and ask no more than half a million people a day in earth's remaining countries to do the same.

The popular syndicated radio show also issued heartfelt thanks to fans for helping a very small staff manage a very big show!

Frequently asked questions:

1. Yes, Jazz Joy and Roy addicted free downloaders in the Big Five Joy Countries--Japan, The United Kingdom, The Netherlands, Canada and The United States-- are really being urged to download Jazz Joy and Roy only during the first 4 hours after the sun rises where they live, and ask no more than half a million people a day in earth's remaining countries to do the same. Plus, remember to download free first, then broadcast or listen to the show. The addictive Jazz Joy and Roy network continues to get "slammed" around the clock by the good problem of heavier-than-normal free downloader addiction! If, even after downloading the red-hot show before listening, you have difficulty broadcasting, subscribing, downloading or listening to one of the many "free famous fifteen minute blocks of addictive new-media joy," please contact Jazz Joy and Roy immediately. Jazz Joy and Roy customarily refrains from broadcasting new addictive free syndicated radio content to Jazz Joy and Roy's valued syndication partners, until the Jazz Joy and Roy free downloader craze returns to normal! Jazz Joy and Roy apologizes, and Jazz Joy and Roy sincerely thanks you for your time and your business.

2. Yes, you are asked to please resist the temptation to blast Jazz Joy and Roy in your car so loud that the whole "hood" can hear Jazz Joy and Roy. Please download, broadcast and listen to the free fifteen minute blocks of addictive new-media joy responsibly!

3. Jazz Joy and Roy does indeed urge Jazz Joy and Roy's wonderful, addicted new-media free downloaders to collectively purchase half a million dollars worth of addictive music from each selected recording artist, and half a billion dollars worth of addictive voice-over services--available by both E and Snail mail--from Jazz Joy and Roy's very own Roy by the last day of the year! The rates that Jazz Joy and Roy's very own Roy charges for voice-overs rarely change. Music is found on the "Help Spend" page and the voice-over rates can be found on the "Hire" page!

4. Yes, Jazz Joy and Roy's Roy is passionate about providing joy to the masses.

5. Yes, if you send Jazz Joy and Roy audio and/or video of you or someone you love doing a great Dood Dawg imitation, Dood Dawg will send you a free jazzy Jazz Joy and Roy bumper sticker! Other lucky sticker recipients are randomly selected. To remove an outdated bumper sticker and replace it with the jazzy Jazz Joy and Roy bumper sticker, use a portable, battery operated hair dryer (choose low power setting) to heat the sticker with one hand, while peeling with the other...

Jazz Joy and Roy's Roy, Dood Dawg and Kathy, thank you for helping the small Jazz Joy and Roy staff manage a very big show! Feel free to go ahead and contact Jazz Joy and Roy if these responses were unclear in any way. And don't forget: Helping spend half a million dollars on each of the gifted recording artists played on Jazz Joy and Roy...is almost better than visiting Kare MD!