John Boehner AKA Boner Billy?

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
(Free-Press-Release.com) January 24, 2011 --

Could it be that John Boehner is really American hero and legend, Boner Billy? It is said that the talk around Washington office water cooler these days is that current U.S. Speaker of the House John Boehner – nicknamed “Boner” and third in line to the presidency – is in fact legendry Boner Billy. The truth is few pictures of Boner Billy exist, so it is hard to know if this rumor is true or not. Could it be John “Boner” Boehner truly is that great American hero Boner Billy? If it should end up that John Boehner is Boner Billy it's nothing to cry over because now it’s BONER TIME!