March 13,2013
March Madness is once again upon us. And with it returns the menace of Shadmocks.
March Madness is once again upon us. Get ready to have your bracket busted and for the chick in accounting who has never seen a basketball game, let alone heard of the Wichita State Shockers, to win your fifty dollars in the office pool.
But what's worse than this perennial insult is the return of Shadmocks.
You heard me, Shadmocks.
Namely Indiana head coach Tom Crean, who happens to be a Shadmock.
America needs to know this. Because if he whistles just one time...
Well, he must never whistle.
Let me sum up: not much point in even filling out a bracket this year, Tom Crean a Shadmock, maybe you'll get lucky and the chick from accounting will use the money for breast implants.
