New Fantasy Football Publication Launches In Forbes Third Most Miserable City In America

Zombie Logic Press, one of the Midwest's oldest independent literary presses, announces the launch of a new fantasy football publication, The Fantasy Football Folio.

Written by Thomas L. Vaultonburg, The Fantasy Football Folio will cover all topics important to fantasy football fiends, including NFL free agency, the NFL draft, mock drafts, PPR leagues, and injury reports. Vaultonburg, a seven time fantasy football champion, will share his expertise in both 10 and twelve team leagues, although he is not sure why anyone would even bother playing in a ten team league.

Columns will include the now infamous Fantasy Football Bum Bus, detailing players who through lack of talent, effort, or criminal behavior, fail to achieve their potential. Like Kenny Britt.

Other topics will include keeper and dynasty leagues, two quarterback leagues, and how to beat the dude who fills in at the last minute when someone drops out and doesn't even know the names of the players but somehow always wins anyway guy.