Ray Broom beats Guinness World Record for Worlds longest fart.

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Beaumont, Texas, United States of America (Free-Press-Release.com) January 2, 2012 --

MOST PROLONGED FART: Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds but that is until Ray Broom of Lumberton,Texas came along. Ray contacted Guinness to check into breaking the record for worlds longest turd but while record takers where they and timing the events of the turd they noticed Ray had broken the record for most prolonged fart. When they informed Ray of the news he was so excited he lost his train of thought and pinched his loaf 2 inches short of the 12 foot record held by an Ohio man.But he says he has no hard feelings since his name will go in the book after all. As a bonus he is also waiting a scent result to rank the smell. record takers are almost for sure he BLEW AWAY the Competition there as well.