Republican Presidential Contenders Have No Comment on Yukmercial Initiative

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Tustin, California, United States of America (Free-Press-Release.com) January 26, 2012 -- “I’m disappointed, dismayed and emotionally disturbed that these prominent members of our nation’s pro-capitalism party have nothing to say about this groundbreaking opportunity for American business growth in today’s tough economic times,” stated Yukmercial co-founder Mike Smith. “We’ve been in existence a full 48 hours and still no comment.”

Yukmercials is a new creative advertising production company, according to its highly-professional, almost-for-sure-award-winning and often chortle-inducing Web site, that writes and produces “knee-slapping, rib-poking, leg-pulling, gut-busting, side-splitting commercials and videos.” Its founders have over 60 years of combined marketing/advertising experience, with all kinds of clients, all over the country.

“Hey, I realize these presidential wannabe dudes have important things on their minds, like praying to a portrait of Ronald Reagan and looking for their next ex-wife,” Smith opined, “but I think they’re purposely ignoring us on orders from some nefarious, shady, special interest PAC.”

When asked if it’s possible that the candidates had simply never heard of Yukmercials, Smith replied, “Um, well, yeah, that might explain the whole thing right there.”

Yukmercials is unique in advertising circles in that it offers ad agencies and direct clients an entertaining, engaging way to reach new and existing customers through humor – and to do so affordably.

Political commentator Dinesh D’Souza, former Olympian Mary Lou Retton, melon-smashing comedian Gallagher, fictitious aquatic character Squidward Quincy Tentacles and the grandson of the old lady who used to ask “Where’s the beef?” also had no comment.

Yukmercials is a service of Beard Boy Productions, a Southern California-based creative advertising production company that’s produced over 600 TV spots, radio commercials and corporate videos for clients nationwide since 1994. Visit them at beardboy.com. For laughs, visit yukmercials.com.

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