Sick Hockey Gear: Cruel Prank

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(Free-Press-Release.com) October 8, 2010 --

Here is another one of my classic hockey pranks that is done with all the boys. It definitely needs to be done as a group and will bring the boys closer together and promote that brotherhood and hockey lifestyle that every hockey player wants to be part of. Just like "Sick Hockey Gear" which is a hockey lifestyle clothing line that every serious hockey player wears in order to join the hockey community, a good prank also seems to bring the boys closer together as well. So read it, leave your comments, try it out and check out www.sickhockeygear.com to order your gear and become a true member of the hockey lifestyle. OR don't try it out and never wear Sick Hockey Gear. But, if you don't you shouldn't really call yourself a true hockey player because you're not like all the boys and will never be able to be a part of the "Sick team" like the NHLers that are wearing our stuff! (Dan Girardi, Dan Paille, Zenon Konopka, Paul Bissonnette and many more)

Here we go! A couple of years ago when I was playing NCAA hockey, we were lucky enough to have one of those hockey beauties on our team. You know the guys I'm talking about. Surprisingly, he was pretty smart in the classroom, but when he got out on the street and you mixed in a little booze, he was really out there. One slippery winter day he even used his shit box car to push an unoccupied van from one campus parking lot to another. When the owners finally found their van they had the campus police trying to match the paint marks on the van to find the culprit. Luckily, those guys aren't that smart.

Anyways, his favorite prank cost a few bucks but was always well worth it. When he took a shit he liked to wipe his ass with one dollar bills. He would then neatly fold them in half to conceal the shitty mess. Then they were placed in the hallways and all we had to do was stand back and watch the fun! Greedy bastards would always pick up the bucks while we yelled "SHIT DOLLAR" and the bastard would end up with a shitty hand. The joke would cost $1.00 but the look on their face was priceless!

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