Sick Hockey Gear: Just Hockey Pranks

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(Free-Press-Release.com) September 24, 2010 -- So here we go a top ten list of the funniest hockey pranks. If you don’t piss your pants at some of them (because most of them should bring back some memories), you’re definitely not a true hockey player and don’t know what it’s like to be part of the hockey culture. In this post I also cut out all the lengthy wordy shit cause I know that all you boys don’t enjoy reading. I sure as hell don’t!!!

By the way, if you’ve done any of this funny shit to your teammates you are definitely a beauty and that’s why you should be wearing Sick Hockey Gear. It’s made for us weapons who are flashy and love being the centre of f***’n attention. So read, laugh, and just buy some Sick ass Sick Hockey Gear swagger! www.sickhockeygear.com

1. The long lived classic- icy hot on the jock

2. The old but always a crowd pleaser- clear tape on the blades

3. The embarrassing- Stealin’ one of the boys clothes from their stall when they’re showering and throwin’ it in the middle of the rink

4. The messy- Saran wrap on the john in the dressing room, bus, or hotel room

5. For Mr. Cement hands - Removin’ the plug from a stick, filling it with water or sand and putting the plug back in

6. For the guy who is always running in 5 minutes before practice- Snippin’ his laces 3/4 of the way so that they snap as soon as he gives um’ a tug

7. For the guy with a big head- Adjusting his helmet and making it smaller

8. Or for the other big headed boys- Taking out all the screws out of his bucket

9. For the guy who gives a shit about his chops and is always wearin’ a guard- Getting his mouthguard wet and dumping salt on it

10. Finally, a prank for the guy with a weak stomach- Putting laxatives in his water bottle

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