Terrorists monkeys threaten U.S. troops: Next up: Gorilla warfare- VIDEO

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(Free-Press-Release.com) July 15, 2010 -- According to the People’s Daily of China, the Taliban is training monkeys to shoot at, and fight against American troops. The choice of terrorists seems to be baboons and macaques.

Bloodthirsty monkeys are right now, as you’re reading this article, being trained with promised rewards of bananas and peanuts.

Bazooka -toting, banana-breath, peanut-popping primates are itching for the next kill so they can fulfill their lust for nuts and fruit. Even if all seems calm on the battlefield, American soldiers should stay on high alert, as the report stated that the tree dwelling troops are also being trained as swinging snipers.

AK-47s and anthropoids come together as well-trained killing machines. These gun-toting Taliban-trained terrorists aren’t afraid to shoot nor are they held back by hesitation-causing conscience or remorse as mere humans are. These are furry killing machines, that will murder for peanuts.

OK, so this story turned out to not be true, but it was reported worldwide and even picked up by our own New York Post, which ran with the title,
Jihad monkey! Taliban training primates

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