Last Tuesday, an album came out that is FOUR TIMES BETTER THAN ANY BEATLES ALBUM, including Paul's solo stuff!
December 15, 2003 (Press Release) --
FOR IMMEDIATE MOFO'IN RELEASE, BIATCHES:
Guess what? The music revolution is frackin' happining. Finally, a musical artist has released an album that can actually stand the test of time and then some. From the begining of time, no one has done that. Not one person or band.
Audio Diarrhea! The Ultimate Album of The Skies is here. Oh yeah, this album is killer. It makes up for the last 10 years of music. All 10 of them. Seriously, I am the best musical artist ever, and you need to buy my album. Once you do, you will laugh your ass off until you are sitting on the toilet, realizing that you should find your ass. BECAUSE HUMANS NEED TO POOP. It's like exhaust. Plug up an f'n' car's exhaust, and what is going to happen? Your car ain't gonna work. My album RULES.
Because how many people make an album with songs about murdering the killer whales for their crimes? Or impersonate Gilbert Gottfried to make rap songs? Or make educational songs for children about not putting stuff in their assholes? The answer: 1 person. Me. Peter Coffin.
The goal isn't just to make cool music, it's to be cool too. And I think that I have sucessfully done it like I do with all the women I sleep with. And that is with rigorous intensity. So I am really f'n cool.
In the next 3 years, I'm quite simply going to own music. All of it. And comedy. And maybe a car that has "AWESOMEST BASTARD EVER" printed on the side. Because that is what I am, a bastard who is the MOST AWESOMEST. I know a band called Joseph and The Mighty Happy Crew and they are good, but not nearly as good as me.
Want to check this awesome album? WANT TO CHECK IT? CHeCK that shiznit at http://diarrhea.stupid-show.com - yeah. There's a few free MP3s of it, as well as streaming samples.
Also don't forget to WORD UP AND CHECK MY OTHER THING - BIATCH! http://www.stupid-show.com - Monty Python told us to quit, because he is a person. Monty Python IS A PERSON! AUIOFSAIUASDFIUOFDSAUIGOFDSJIASFIGUABHASFIUASUIGASFHIFIGUASFIAUSF
GIASFHASFIGUSAFIASFHASFIUGASFGUYSAFUYGASFUIAFSYGASFIUGASFUYGSAD&
*EW#IUR#OIR#F#YVDWIDMVLSFDGWERYTWIE He said to stop because we're too funny. REPRESENT WATERVLIET!
http://diarrhea.stupid-show.com
http://www.stupid-show.com
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Guess what? The music revolution is frackin' happining. Finally, a musical artist has released an album that can actually stand the test of time and then some. From the begining of time, no one has done that. Not one person or band.
Audio Diarrhea! The Ultimate Album of The Skies is here. Oh yeah, this album is killer. It makes up for the last 10 years of music. All 10 of them. Seriously, I am the best musical artist ever, and you need to buy my album. Once you do, you will laugh your ass off until you are sitting on the toilet, realizing that you should find your ass. BECAUSE HUMANS NEED TO POOP. It's like exhaust. Plug up an f'n' car's exhaust, and what is going to happen? Your car ain't gonna work. My album RULES.
Because how many people make an album with songs about murdering the killer whales for their crimes? Or impersonate Gilbert Gottfried to make rap songs? Or make educational songs for children about not putting stuff in their assholes? The answer: 1 person. Me. Peter Coffin.
The goal isn't just to make cool music, it's to be cool too. And I think that I have sucessfully done it like I do with all the women I sleep with. And that is with rigorous intensity. So I am really f'n cool.
In the next 3 years, I'm quite simply going to own music. All of it. And comedy. And maybe a car that has "AWESOMEST BASTARD EVER" printed on the side. Because that is what I am, a bastard who is the MOST AWESOMEST. I know a band called Joseph and The Mighty Happy Crew and they are good, but not nearly as good as me.
Want to check this awesome album? WANT TO CHECK IT? CHeCK that shiznit at http://diarrhea.stupid-show.com - yeah. There's a few free MP3s of it, as well as streaming samples.
Also don't forget to WORD UP AND CHECK MY OTHER THING - BIATCH! http://www.stupid-show.com - Monty Python told us to quit, because he is a person. Monty Python IS A PERSON! AUIOFSAIUASDFIUOFDSAUIGOFDSJIASFIGUABHASFIUASUIGASFHIFIGUASFIAUSF
GIASFHASFIGUSAFIASFHASFIUGASFGUYSAFUYGASFUIAFSYGASFIUGASFUYGSAD&
*EW#IUR#OIR#F#YVDWIDMVLSFDGWERYTWIE He said to stop because we're too funny. REPRESENT WATERVLIET!
http://diarrhea.stupid-show.com
http://www.stupid-show.com
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