DUMPMONKEY.COM OPEN FOR BUSINESS

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
(Free-Press-Release.com) March 22, 2004 -- BOSTON- Dumpmonkey.com, one of the internet's first on-line breakup

services, has officially opened its virtual doors for business. The Boston based company, www.dumpmonkey.com, is the first of its kind to

specialize in the ending of relationships. "So many people these days

meet on-line. Why not offer them a service to end a relationship

on-line? Let's face it, it's difficult to meet anyone these days but if

it doesn't work out, it's difficult to end it too!" says John Evangelista,

co-founder of dumpmonkey.com.



For just $24.95, you can send your former special someone a 16" stuffed

monkey and a certificate from Dump U with their name on it, including a

note card explaining the situation. A follow up phone call to the

recipient will help answer any questions they may have about the service.



"People may look at dumpmonkey.com and think that it is a cruel service

but, in many ways, we are doing people a favor. Ask yourself, what's

worse? Making repeated attempts to contact your significant other, only

have them avoid you at all costs? Or having the acknowledgement that your

relationship just didn't work out and having a cute stuffed monkey?" adds

Janis Owens, co-founder of dumpmonkey.com. "I'll take the cute little

monkey."