Professor of Entymology will create a death army of Brood X Cicadas to take over world
May 31, 2004 (Press Release) --
Super Villain, Crack Jackson is creating an army of death to take over the world. On discovering a rare blue eyed Cicada on May 28th 2004, he set about cloning and training his troops of Brood X.
Should he succeed we can expect mayhem and disorder, looting and death. Should his army prove impotent, he has promised to smother them in chocoalate and eat them.
Should he succeed we can expect mayhem and disorder, looting and death. Should his army prove impotent, he has promised to smother them in chocoalate and eat them.
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