Bill Clinton Jokes

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(Free-Press-Release.com) October 26, 2004 -- 1. Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour, showing him his options for spending eternity. They come to a room marked "Hitler." Inside is Eva Braun, torturing Adolf Hitler...

2. Bill Clinton and Golf
President Clinton got together with some of his golf buddies for a round. When they got ready to tee off on hole No. 1, Clinton removed his golf jacket and revealed that he had a pair of panties...

3. BIll Clinton, Al Gore and Hillary

Bill Clinton dies and goes to the pearly gates, where St.Peter asks him who he is and what he did. Bill replies, "I am Bill Clinton, and I was president of the United States!? St. Peter says, "Ok, I...

4. Bill Clinton jokes
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office. He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White...

5. Bill Clinton Jokes
Clinton is looking out of the window and he notices that someone has urinated the message, BILL SUCKS! on the White House Lawn. Furious, he orders the FBI to take urine and handwriting samples from...

6. Bill Clinton Jokes

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. The umpire walks up to the VIP section and yells something, and suddenly Clinton grabs Hillary by the collar and throws her over the...

7. Bill Clinton Jokes
Seen on a bumper sticker: IF CLINTON IS THE ANSWER, THEN IT MUST BE A STUPID QUESTION. Seen on another bumper sticker: CLINTON HAPPENS

8. The Worst Foursome
The worst foursome to play behind would have to be Monica Lewinski, O.J. Simpson, Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton. - Monica is a hooker - O.J. is a slicer - Ted can't drive over water - And Bill...

9. Application Form to Date My Daughter

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your...

10. Bush Finds Gold Urinal
Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal...

11. 14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service!What is the difference between a tick and a...

12. The Economist

The May Day parade in Moscow is the largest, most important military parade of the year. For 1992's parade, Yeltsin and Gorbachev invited Bill Clinton to come watch it with them. The parade...


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