Why Women Are Like Condoms

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(Free-Press-Release.com) January 3, 2005 -- Why Women Are Like Condoms

Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: They think we care

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Q: Why are women like condoms?
A: They spend more time in your wallet than they do on your dick.
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There is a blond woman walking down the street with a pig under her arm. Suddenly a man stops and asks her where she won that. The pig replied I won her at the fair.

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