school jokes: Four animals in a girl's life

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(Free-Press-Release.com) January 5, 2005 -- Four animals in a girl's life

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Four animals in a girl's life

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals."

The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."

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