BOB D CATERINO and his zany cast of thousands

February 17, 2005 (Press Release) -- I was working as a taxy driver for a while and doing small odd jobs nothing to speak of. A friend of mind downloaded this book. He told me that the book he downloaded had magical mystical powers. I laughed at him as he read it. I teased him and reminded we had work early in the morning. He drove a cab also. The next day at the job I noticed he was looking sharp. "A tie" I asked? he said whats wrong with dressing up once in a while. He made over two hundred dollars in tips. I was dumbfounded. The next day he never showed up for work at all. I called him up and he said he got another job that paid at least three times as the taxy place did. I felt left out. I headed over to his house. I knocked on the door and he poked his head out telling me he was busy. I peeped into the room and saw the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in myt life sitting on his sofa. I asked him, no begged him to send me a copy of the book he read. He told be to buy it myself and slammed the door. Needless to say I did indeed buy the b ook and read it. I figured what was good for that jerk would be better for me. I read it twice. I now work in an office and am up for a promotion. Things are good now, really good. If you don't beleive me then just ask my new girl friend. She owns the company.
The book is called "Growing Up Goomba" The author is Bob D Caterino. He uses a new technique called "Hyptno subliminal text" by adding subliminal messages into the textyou are reading it helps you learn to be a better all around person. Females get sexier and males take life by the horns. Get your copy today and laugh your way to the top.