If these walls could talk, they'd likely tell an expletive-filled tale about poorly housetrained dogs, harassed cats, flying baked hams and a slew of generally bad behavior.
May 24, 2005 (Press Release) --
Ozzy and Sharon to Sell Beverly Hills 'Sewer'
If these walls could talk, they'd likely tell an expletive-filled tale about poorly housetrained dogs, harassed cats, flying baked hams and a slew of generally bad behavior.
But hey, if you've got an extra $11.9 million lying around and don't mind the lingering smell of dog poop, you could own the Beverly Hills mansion where Ozzy, Sharon, Jack and Kelly filmed four dysfunctional seasons of their MTV reality series, "The Osbournes."
"Our kids have moved out," Sharon tells People of the sale. "It's time for us to move on."
Their extensively remodeled estate, which Ozzy has referred to as "Beverly Hills' most expensive sewer," features six bedrooms and seven bathrooms in a cramped 12,000 square feet. It also comes with a gourmet kitchen (the site of many a family confrontation), a master suite with fireplace, two maid's rooms, a spa, guesthouse and pool.
The Los Angeles Times reports the veteran rock couple is close to sealing a deal on new 90210 digs, which will have more land for their menagerie of bowel-challenged animals.
Sharon tells People their Mediterranean-style manse has "so many memories -- from the show to my cancer ... So much drama there." A bubble-wrap-scarred Ozzy is less sentimental about the move: "Since we've been married, we've rented or bought 27 houses in 23 years. I always say, 'Can't we let the paint dry before we move on?'" Or, if not the paint, the doggie piddle?
Kelly, meanwhile, has decided to ditch LaLa Land for life in London. "I'm moving back at the end of the year," the cleavage-popping scion, 20, tells the London Mirror. "I've rented a house and we'll buy it soon."
Why the major change of scenery? "L.A.'s a fantasy dream world. It's so fake, though," she tells the paper. "People think the streets are paved with gold but they're actually paved with [expletive frequently found on the floor of the Osbourne home] and with [bleep-y] people."
If these walls could talk, they'd likely tell an expletive-filled tale about poorly housetrained dogs, harassed cats, flying baked hams and a slew of generally bad behavior.
But hey, if you've got an extra $11.9 million lying around and don't mind the lingering smell of dog poop, you could own the Beverly Hills mansion where Ozzy, Sharon, Jack and Kelly filmed four dysfunctional seasons of their MTV reality series, "The Osbournes."
"Our kids have moved out," Sharon tells People of the sale. "It's time for us to move on."
Their extensively remodeled estate, which Ozzy has referred to as "Beverly Hills' most expensive sewer," features six bedrooms and seven bathrooms in a cramped 12,000 square feet. It also comes with a gourmet kitchen (the site of many a family confrontation), a master suite with fireplace, two maid's rooms, a spa, guesthouse and pool.
The Los Angeles Times reports the veteran rock couple is close to sealing a deal on new 90210 digs, which will have more land for their menagerie of bowel-challenged animals.
Sharon tells People their Mediterranean-style manse has "so many memories -- from the show to my cancer ... So much drama there." A bubble-wrap-scarred Ozzy is less sentimental about the move: "Since we've been married, we've rented or bought 27 houses in 23 years. I always say, 'Can't we let the paint dry before we move on?'" Or, if not the paint, the doggie piddle?
Kelly, meanwhile, has decided to ditch LaLa Land for life in London. "I'm moving back at the end of the year," the cleavage-popping scion, 20, tells the London Mirror. "I've rented a house and we'll buy it soon."
Why the major change of scenery? "L.A.'s a fantasy dream world. It's so fake, though," she tells the paper. "People think the streets are paved with gold but they're actually paved with [expletive frequently found on the floor of the Osbourne home] and with [bleep-y] people."
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