Do you want your company advertised all through out southern california and for Life. Well this auction is for you.
June 2, 2005 (Press Release) --
HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO PAY FOR A
LIFETIME OF ADVERTISING AND EXPOSURE FOR YOUR BUSINESS, SLOGAN, OR WEBSITE????
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!
PLEASE ADDwatch this item me to your WATCHED LIST!!!
You are bidding on the rights to name MY BUSINESS and ME
YES, YOU HEARD RIGHT---THE WINNER OF THIS AUCTION GETS TO LEGALLY & PERMANENTLY CHANGE MY WHOLE NAME and my BUSINESS NAME TO WHATEVER THEY CHOOSE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
You can give me up to 2 names (FIRST, MIDDLE). My driver's license, social security card, passport, credit/debit cards, bank accounts, personal checks, health insurance cards, business cards, also your name will be listed in the YELLOW PAGES under my Business phone number and everything that bears my legal name will be changed to the new name you choose to give me!
BONUS: I am a manicurist and need to REGISTER with THE STATE BOARD of COSMETOLOGY and YOUR COMPANY NAME will be on that FOREVER!!!
Just imagine---every time I go to the bank, pay with a credit card, go to the doctor, write a check, enter a contest, buy airline tickets, or just meet new people on a daily basis, the name you picked will be mentioned and exposed!
I just passed my STATE BOARD of COSMETOLOGY Manicurist Test so ALL business cards, advertising materials such as pens, weekly newspaper advertisements, nail files for clients will have your name on them!
I also attend a lot of trade shows for my Full time job as a CREDIT MANAGER for a HOME ELECTRONICS company so your chosen name, brand, or slogan will be on my badge in front of thousands of people!
What I am offering is lifetime advertising for your company, brand, slogan, website, or any other name you can think of!
A licensed attorney will legally handle name change. I also reserve the right to have final discretion in approving the name (after all, I will be named THAT for the rest of my life!)
DISCLAIMER:
Name CANNOT be profane, vulgar, terrorist, satanic, or pornographic related. Please do not bother with idiotic names, as this is my BUSINESS. If you have doubts as to whether your chosen name will be acceptable, please forward it to me before bidding.
If you bid as a company, this qualifies as a business expense (advertising), therefore the FULL amount is
**100% TAX DEDUCTIBLE! **
YOUR WINNING BID ALSO INCLUDES:
1). RIGHTS to use my new name, likeness, and story in any of your publications (newsletters, magazines), and/or website!
2). I will wear your company shirt, hat, or other logo apparel to every media interview and/or public appearance related to this auction.
3). I will wear your company shirt, hat, or other logo to every court date I have to attend in relation to the legal name-change process until it's final.
INTERNATIONAL BIDDERS ARE WELCOME TO BID ON THIS AUCTION. SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY, PLEASE!
LIFETIME OF ADVERTISING AND EXPOSURE FOR YOUR BUSINESS, SLOGAN, OR WEBSITE????
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!
PLEASE ADDwatch this item me to your WATCHED LIST!!!
You are bidding on the rights to name MY BUSINESS and ME
YES, YOU HEARD RIGHT---THE WINNER OF THIS AUCTION GETS TO LEGALLY & PERMANENTLY CHANGE MY WHOLE NAME and my BUSINESS NAME TO WHATEVER THEY CHOOSE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
You can give me up to 2 names (FIRST, MIDDLE). My driver's license, social security card, passport, credit/debit cards, bank accounts, personal checks, health insurance cards, business cards, also your name will be listed in the YELLOW PAGES under my Business phone number and everything that bears my legal name will be changed to the new name you choose to give me!
BONUS: I am a manicurist and need to REGISTER with THE STATE BOARD of COSMETOLOGY and YOUR COMPANY NAME will be on that FOREVER!!!
Just imagine---every time I go to the bank, pay with a credit card, go to the doctor, write a check, enter a contest, buy airline tickets, or just meet new people on a daily basis, the name you picked will be mentioned and exposed!
I just passed my STATE BOARD of COSMETOLOGY Manicurist Test so ALL business cards, advertising materials such as pens, weekly newspaper advertisements, nail files for clients will have your name on them!
I also attend a lot of trade shows for my Full time job as a CREDIT MANAGER for a HOME ELECTRONICS company so your chosen name, brand, or slogan will be on my badge in front of thousands of people!
What I am offering is lifetime advertising for your company, brand, slogan, website, or any other name you can think of!
A licensed attorney will legally handle name change. I also reserve the right to have final discretion in approving the name (after all, I will be named THAT for the rest of my life!)
DISCLAIMER:
Name CANNOT be profane, vulgar, terrorist, satanic, or pornographic related. Please do not bother with idiotic names, as this is my BUSINESS. If you have doubts as to whether your chosen name will be acceptable, please forward it to me before bidding.
If you bid as a company, this qualifies as a business expense (advertising), therefore the FULL amount is
**100% TAX DEDUCTIBLE! **
YOUR WINNING BID ALSO INCLUDES:
1). RIGHTS to use my new name, likeness, and story in any of your publications (newsletters, magazines), and/or website!
2). I will wear your company shirt, hat, or other logo apparel to every media interview and/or public appearance related to this auction.
3). I will wear your company shirt, hat, or other logo to every court date I have to attend in relation to the legal name-change process until it's final.
INTERNATIONAL BIDDERS ARE WELCOME TO BID ON THIS AUCTION. SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY, PLEASE!
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