Tongue-in-cheek Fortune Cookie strips were found blowing in the wind on Sunset Boulevard !
October 7, 2005 (Press Release) --
Writer Screenwriter Freelance Technical Writer Gary Kencey Releases Post-Modern Chinese-Indian Fortune Cookies
Tongue-in-cheek Fortune Cookie strips were found blowing in the wind on Sunset Boulevard !
FOR MORE INFORMATION:
Gary Kencey
writer111@gmail.com
http://writer111.blogspot.com
Los Angeles, CA – “These Chinese-Indian Fortune Cookie strips were found blowing in the wind on the Sunset Boulevard...” said writer and screenwriter Gary Kencey, with a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Sometimes you have to look where you’re stepping. You never know what Lady Luck will dump your way, even when you are just strolling down the Sunset Boulevard, as it happened to me.”
In his attempt at developing a new form of post-modernist humor, Kencey said Chinese-Indian Fortune Cookies work pretty well as a new paradigm. “But the final judgment of course lies with the cookie lovers. This is new writing for me and a new challenge,” Kencey said.
“After 20 years of all kinds of writing I’m still seeking out new vistas and symbolic platforms to express certain truths about our lives in America -- but not bore my readers out of their skulls while doing so.”
Kencey’s FORTUNE COOKIES are available for immediate publication and syndication. Here are some of his high-calorie but low-fat zingers:
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A thousand irritated foxes sniff for a Thousand Law Temple slaves to pacify the wrath of Spinning Camel since the Retail Tuna is late on her loan payment.
May the Deities of North, Northeast and Easterly Latte lend their auspicious credit cards to the rapture of swishing tires leading to the Grand Mall of the Illuminated Bodhisattvas.
Be aware of the snorting Heavenly Presence on an asphalt gray Tuesday especially if the Seven Melodies of the inner demons match the outer popsicles like a subpoena.
On the road to Cash and Wisdom be aware of the Hobbling Director with the Diamond Eye who can cook the best Angel Kabob while filling your wrapper with Midnight Seasonings.
May your sons and daughters multiply like the fruit fly but may the Winged Lords of Mercy and Common Sense destruct this message before the stupid song ever gets broadcast.
Overdrawn by the Blue Compassion of the Blind King, your fate will take a turn for the better as Flowing Robes catch fire and reveal the Stock Quote that sent a many Whopping Warriors to jail.
Mysterious forces are plotting for your happiness. Relax and enjoy the exhaust-fume purple sunset and expensive broadband.
Your love will arrive with the migration of green flamingos over Route 66, each wearing a different shade of search warrant.
Kicking Parvati has already informed the Shaky Dragon that it is time for reckoning and Shiva will soon pay a visit with a different baseball bat in each lotus hand.
Before screaming CUT! into the snow blizzard it is always vely-vely smart to check first if you've got any messages on Brahman's answering machine.
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Tongue-in-cheek Fortune Cookie strips were found blowing in the wind on Sunset Boulevard !
FOR MORE INFORMATION:
Gary Kencey
writer111@gmail.com
http://writer111.blogspot.com
Los Angeles, CA – “These Chinese-Indian Fortune Cookie strips were found blowing in the wind on the Sunset Boulevard...” said writer and screenwriter Gary Kencey, with a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Sometimes you have to look where you’re stepping. You never know what Lady Luck will dump your way, even when you are just strolling down the Sunset Boulevard, as it happened to me.”
In his attempt at developing a new form of post-modernist humor, Kencey said Chinese-Indian Fortune Cookies work pretty well as a new paradigm. “But the final judgment of course lies with the cookie lovers. This is new writing for me and a new challenge,” Kencey said.
“After 20 years of all kinds of writing I’m still seeking out new vistas and symbolic platforms to express certain truths about our lives in America -- but not bore my readers out of their skulls while doing so.”
Kencey’s FORTUNE COOKIES are available for immediate publication and syndication. Here are some of his high-calorie but low-fat zingers:
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A thousand irritated foxes sniff for a Thousand Law Temple slaves to pacify the wrath of Spinning Camel since the Retail Tuna is late on her loan payment.
May the Deities of North, Northeast and Easterly Latte lend their auspicious credit cards to the rapture of swishing tires leading to the Grand Mall of the Illuminated Bodhisattvas.
Be aware of the snorting Heavenly Presence on an asphalt gray Tuesday especially if the Seven Melodies of the inner demons match the outer popsicles like a subpoena.
On the road to Cash and Wisdom be aware of the Hobbling Director with the Diamond Eye who can cook the best Angel Kabob while filling your wrapper with Midnight Seasonings.
May your sons and daughters multiply like the fruit fly but may the Winged Lords of Mercy and Common Sense destruct this message before the stupid song ever gets broadcast.
Overdrawn by the Blue Compassion of the Blind King, your fate will take a turn for the better as Flowing Robes catch fire and reveal the Stock Quote that sent a many Whopping Warriors to jail.
Mysterious forces are plotting for your happiness. Relax and enjoy the exhaust-fume purple sunset and expensive broadband.
Your love will arrive with the migration of green flamingos over Route 66, each wearing a different shade of search warrant.
Kicking Parvati has already informed the Shaky Dragon that it is time for reckoning and Shiva will soon pay a visit with a different baseball bat in each lotus hand.
Before screaming CUT! into the snow blizzard it is always vely-vely smart to check first if you've got any messages on Brahman's answering machine.
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