FUNNY TWISTED MAN WRITES HIS WAY TO BEST SELLING BOOK.THRU LAUGHTER HE TEACHES MANY TO LIVE RIGHT

November 13, 2005 (Press Release) -- Who is Bob D. Caterino? He is the writer that has many genres these days. He started out around 1968 doing comedy around town writing for many publications. He turned to stand up under many different names like Lewis Frat, Bobby Dee, Professor, Groucho “Stretch” Marx and a host of others. He has contributed and made many cameo appearances in television shows during the span of the seventies, eighties, nineties and the millennium also using pseudonyms due to non union member status. This was reward for some lines written for these shows. He now writes books, play’s and articles for the web. “The web is the wave to the future. Television is just there to amuse but is a boring medium these days. The web has many possibilities which are going untapped.” Bobby D said. “More people are on the net today then watching the tube.” “I have been read well over a million times and I am right up there with the best of them.” He adds. His newest comedy hit is called “Growing up Goomba” Being a student of people, studying human nature he loves making them laugh as well as teaching them. Bob is a born teacher with a talent for change. His books teach you through laughter. Many people, readers, sent feedback on his behalf. “I read “Goomba” and my whole life changes. “I dress better, feel better and look at many things very differently.” As a huge fan of Mr. Bob D Caterino’s for over twenty years I wouldn’t get through the day without reading something by this author.” His views on life are mind blowing. “Perspective is the key here” Bob says as pounds away at his keyboard. He is for human rights as well as animal rights. “We are all in this together. Anyone who thinks they are better then anyone else is a fool.” Bob adds. Some find him weird but cool. Others find the man a delight but very few hate this author’s work. Here are just a few examples of his twisted humor. “What do you call a lady in her nineties? A sun dried tomato.” “The Godfather kissed me on the lips. This worried me and caused paranoia on my part. I was looking under the hood of my car for bombs. I always looked over my shoulder after that kiss. Finally I confronted the man and he asked me why I was so worried. He just laughed and said “Is this what this is all about? That kiss? Kid, I don’t want to kill ya, I want to screw ya.” Jesus was walking on the water. Many watched the miracle. One man turned to another and said “He isn’t so great; he just knows where the rocks are placed.” Two cannibals were eating by a rock. One turned to the other and said “I really hate my mother in law. The other said, “Then just eat the potatoes.” “Goomba” the book sold on line exclusively through ebookmall.com is a best seller. He is proud of this feat. He told us to add that he had the title first and foremost. Hey, it’s all in the family. Check out this maniac in the writing field and see what you have been missing.