Firesign Theatre and Python fans flock to read Bob D. Caterino. He put the PH in PHunny

November 13, 2005 (Press Release) -- Author Bob D. Caterino's work speaks for itself. He leaves no subject unturned. His many subjects cover Jeasus, Animals, daughters, sons, family as well as the world in crises. If we cannot laugh at ourselves that we are really doomed. "I talked to God the other day and we exchanged jokes once again. I realized he can be a fun God but I think he is jealous. Every time he told a joke we laughed. Everytimne I told a joke he caused a natural disaster. He could have just said it wasn't funny." A dad brought his twenty year old daughter who was out of control to see a shrink. He asked if she was sexualy active. I said nope, she lays there just like her mother." Why did the pervert cross the road? He was stuck to the chicken." "A man was a victom of a mob hit. He was shot several times but mannaged to crawl to the police station. When he told his tale the police said "Youre story is full of holes." A round pizza is for babies so they wont poke there eyes out, a square pizza is for nerds and a frozen pizza is for stiffs." This man is truly sick and needs to be read. If you think you heard them all then read "Goomba" It will make you laugh until you cry. He once auditioned for Sopranos" The producers said he was too authentic. They were afraid he would put a hit out on them so they offered him the job out of fear. He turned down the part and said "I just wanted to see if you guys would hire me." He then took out a pistol and pointed it right into the producers face. Then he pulled the trigger and as it turned out it was a lighter. The producers called the police in and they didn't do anything. It seemed that there was no law on the books for lighting another mans cigerette.Trust me here, just buy this mans book or look up his other works on line. You wont regret this and you will be all you can be.