SHIT: It’s not often that a self-help book of this import comes along, and a staggering 98.6% of humans react exactly the same way when they open it: With a Shit eating grin.
November 15, 2005 (Press Release) --
The Shitty Author won’t identify himself, neither will the Really Shitty Artist, but ‘SHIT’ is certainly hitting the fan… and the shelves.
Readers of SHIT will gain a shitload of knowledge and time well spent. They will learn:
· How to use ‘shit’ correctly in all social situations.
· How to introduce ‘shit’ to toddlers and school kids.
· How to build ‘shit’ into your everyday speech.
· How to include ‘shit’ into all forms of writing, including business letters.
· How to measure shit.
· How to make shit work for you and the entire family.
· More shit than you ever would fit in your brain.
Early reviews of SHIT have been nothing short of extraordinary!
Bob, from Knoblick, KY said, “When I first saw his SHIT, I thought ‘what sort of twisted mind could write shit like this?’ Then when I read his SHIT, I realized how insanely brilliant it was. It has changed my life.”
Other reviewers have said, “The shittiest book I have ever read!”, “This book is indeed full of shit!”, and “There is more bullshit in this book than I have ever read!”
“I wrote this book in the hopes that SHIT will hit the shelves in home, schools, churches and companies everywhere,” the Shitty Author said. “I hear people talking Shit all of the time, and most people do it wrong. I really wrote SHIT as a public service.”
Predictably, though, some folks are highly offended by the shit-stirring controversy caused by the timing of the publishing of SHIT. “I cannot believe they chose to publish SHIT during the holiday season,” said Morgan Delvay, claiming to represent millions of moral Americans. “I know for a fact that hundreds of thousands of people are planning on giving this to their friends as gifts. I really don’t think folks should be giving each other shit during for Christmas.”
When asked to comment on this overly righteous claim, the publisher’s spokesperson said, “Tough shit.”
The Shitty Author and the Really Shitty Artist have collaborated on shitty projects for over 25 years … and yes, they still give each other rashes of shit on a daily basis.
Interviews with the Shitty Author can be arranged, using a voice changer and fuzzy picture smearer.
Through all of the hoopla, the one recurring theme has been “No shit! You gotta read this book!"
$12.42
Readers of SHIT will gain a shitload of knowledge and time well spent. They will learn:
· How to use ‘shit’ correctly in all social situations.
· How to introduce ‘shit’ to toddlers and school kids.
· How to build ‘shit’ into your everyday speech.
· How to include ‘shit’ into all forms of writing, including business letters.
· How to measure shit.
· How to make shit work for you and the entire family.
· More shit than you ever would fit in your brain.
Early reviews of SHIT have been nothing short of extraordinary!
Bob, from Knoblick, KY said, “When I first saw his SHIT, I thought ‘what sort of twisted mind could write shit like this?’ Then when I read his SHIT, I realized how insanely brilliant it was. It has changed my life.”
Other reviewers have said, “The shittiest book I have ever read!”, “This book is indeed full of shit!”, and “There is more bullshit in this book than I have ever read!”
“I wrote this book in the hopes that SHIT will hit the shelves in home, schools, churches and companies everywhere,” the Shitty Author said. “I hear people talking Shit all of the time, and most people do it wrong. I really wrote SHIT as a public service.”
Predictably, though, some folks are highly offended by the shit-stirring controversy caused by the timing of the publishing of SHIT. “I cannot believe they chose to publish SHIT during the holiday season,” said Morgan Delvay, claiming to represent millions of moral Americans. “I know for a fact that hundreds of thousands of people are planning on giving this to their friends as gifts. I really don’t think folks should be giving each other shit during for Christmas.”
When asked to comment on this overly righteous claim, the publisher’s spokesperson said, “Tough shit.”
The Shitty Author and the Really Shitty Artist have collaborated on shitty projects for over 25 years … and yes, they still give each other rashes of shit on a daily basis.
Interviews with the Shitty Author can be arranged, using a voice changer and fuzzy picture smearer.
Through all of the hoopla, the one recurring theme has been “No shit! You gotta read this book!"
$12.42
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