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Barbara Striesand shot, Trey Parker and Matt Stone happy, all is peaceful.
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December 29, 2005 (Press Release) -- Barbara Streisand died today of self-inflicting gunshots to the head.

South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone are celebrating with a huge public party, being held on Jan. 6th, at the CN Tower in Ontario.
All invited, please bring your own party favors and drink irresponsibly, there will be buses for those too joyous of Barbara's death to drive.


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