Methamphetamine lab causes massive blast.
March 13, 2006 (Press Release) --
In a bizarre twist today it appears
that a crazed drug gang has blown
up their own compound. Police
are investigating the scene but
sources report that it was likely
an explosion from their
Methamphetamine lab where they
produce illegal, illicite drugs.
There appear to have been no
casualties but reports indicate
that the US$50 Million structure
has been totally reduced to a pile
of rubble. The Black Rose
motorcycle gang has been linked
to crimes of every nature. Many
of them too repulsive to even
mention in the press. They have
been under close surveillance by
the FBI for over ten years. Their
leader is or was a highly decorated
war veteran who is now known as
the ToeCutter. Little is known
of his past except that he has a
highly respected brother in the
Australian military.
Several residents of Peach Springs
Arizona reported seeing
approximately 500 of the bikers
early in the morning in the town
square. They were naked with their
heads in a bucket lying face down
in a shopping trolley with what
appeared to be a carrot inserted
into their rectum.
Police can only conclude that this
was some sort of perverse
initiation ritual. Local resident
Mr Mike Mitchell said "Yeah I
seen all these hairy big dudes,
looked completely out of it, butt
naked in shopping trolleys. They
was all face down in a trolley
with their heads in a plastic
bucket and a carrot sticking outa
theys ass. I thought it was too
weird so I moved on and call the
cops. Looked like top quality
carrots though".
Police advise citizens to keep
well clear of these individuals.
They are considered dangerous
and up until last night were
highly armed. No weapons or
equipment were found at the
blast site and even the gang
members motorcycles are
missing. The whereabouts of the
gang members is currently
unknown and it is suspected that
they have gone to ground. In a
report by police to the media
today "Residents are advised If
sighting a suspicious large naked
hairy man to avoid any contact
and decamp to a safe location
whereupon you should contact
the police emergency number
000 immediately".
His brother, the Barrister Dr.
Anuss Reamer Q.C. is currently
administering his multi billion
dollar empire from his legal offices
in Melbourne Australia and was
unavailable for comment at this
time. We hope to get a statement
from him at a later date.
Little is known of the whereabouts
of his nephew Bubba Hickok who
was known to be a captive of the
biker gang since the brutal murder
of his wife Eloise.
Peter Goezinya
Staff Reporter
that a crazed drug gang has blown
up their own compound. Police
are investigating the scene but
sources report that it was likely
an explosion from their
Methamphetamine lab where they
produce illegal, illicite drugs.
There appear to have been no
casualties but reports indicate
that the US$50 Million structure
has been totally reduced to a pile
of rubble. The Black Rose
motorcycle gang has been linked
to crimes of every nature. Many
of them too repulsive to even
mention in the press. They have
been under close surveillance by
the FBI for over ten years. Their
leader is or was a highly decorated
war veteran who is now known as
the ToeCutter. Little is known
of his past except that he has a
highly respected brother in the
Australian military.
Several residents of Peach Springs
Arizona reported seeing
approximately 500 of the bikers
early in the morning in the town
square. They were naked with their
heads in a bucket lying face down
in a shopping trolley with what
appeared to be a carrot inserted
into their rectum.
Police can only conclude that this
was some sort of perverse
initiation ritual. Local resident
Mr Mike Mitchell said "Yeah I
seen all these hairy big dudes,
looked completely out of it, butt
naked in shopping trolleys. They
was all face down in a trolley
with their heads in a plastic
bucket and a carrot sticking outa
theys ass. I thought it was too
weird so I moved on and call the
cops. Looked like top quality
carrots though".
Police advise citizens to keep
well clear of these individuals.
They are considered dangerous
and up until last night were
highly armed. No weapons or
equipment were found at the
blast site and even the gang
members motorcycles are
missing. The whereabouts of the
gang members is currently
unknown and it is suspected that
they have gone to ground. In a
report by police to the media
today "Residents are advised If
sighting a suspicious large naked
hairy man to avoid any contact
and decamp to a safe location
whereupon you should contact
the police emergency number
000 immediately".
His brother, the Barrister Dr.
Anuss Reamer Q.C. is currently
administering his multi billion
dollar empire from his legal offices
in Melbourne Australia and was
unavailable for comment at this
time. We hope to get a statement
from him at a later date.
Little is known of the whereabouts
of his nephew Bubba Hickok who
was known to be a captive of the
biker gang since the brutal murder
of his wife Eloise.
Peter Goezinya
Staff Reporter
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