May 30, 2006 (Press Release) --
TCA is the one and only rocking band from Cape Coral, Florida. They are currently working on a brand new album, set to be released very shortly. TCA's sound is very original, and very awesome. The new album will be called "The Chicken Apostles" and will have some incredible songs such as: "Highway", "Bad Guacomole", "Lond Beard and the Clubbing of the Long- eared Society of Underground Bunnies","Train Track Travesty", "Desert Savior", "In A Voice", "Rocket Chicken", "Americ-ant", "7Q", "Gooder Days", and "Speak My Mind".
TCA is known for their phenominal live shows. You can catch The Chicken Apostles playing at the local coffee house, Beatniks nearly every Thursday night ( although they are on an indefinete hiatus from performing there). Every rock show you've ever seen will be nothing compared to the shows that TCA plays at. Prepare to have your ass blown out, as TCA rocks the house and plays some amazing music!!
Bambeto Jones, Jack Spratt, Aich, and Splitmin Warbersheep The Magical Penguin join forces to create The Chicken Apostles. They are the most amazing rock band in the history of the world ever infinity.
-BAMBETO JONES-
Luke Yurich is the lead singer and guitarist of TCA, as well as the chief song writer. He was born in Ohio!! His magnificent stage presence will captivate you, his voice will send shivers down your spine, and his blistering guitar work will leave you in awe. An SG wielding mad-man, he leads TCA, and is always working for The Chicken Apostles. His infulences include: Guns N Roses, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, System Of A Down, and The Foo Fighters.(and n*sync)
-JACK SPRATT-
James Haney is the astounding lead guitarist of TCA, who brings power, intensity, and energy to the band. He was born in Ohio!! His mind-boggling guitar work, insane energy, and an obsession with Martha Stewart combine to create something very special in The Chicken Aposteles. His influences are: Rush, Led Zeppelin, The White Stripes, Mars Volta, Coheed and Cambria, and Johnny Cash. (and the backstreet boys)
-Splitmin Warbersheep The Magical Penguin-
Joseph Calderone is the incredible bassist for The Chicken Apostles. His smooth bass lines, and strange personality keeps TCA together. His bass work is truly amazing. The bassists he would like to Acknowledge are: Cliff Williams, Geddy Lee, John paul Jones, John Entwhistle, and Roger Waters.His kick ass bass can be heard on TCA's shitty kiddy pop cd. He is known to get high off of "Mike-and-Ikes", and is just an awesome person. His Band influnces are: Rush, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, The Who, and Pink Floyd. (and britney spears)
-AICH-
Harrison Dermer, is the incredible drummer for The Chicken Apostles. His insane technical style defines TCA's sound, and is very amazing. Ho-Ho's. His influences include, John Bonham, Neil Peart, John Dolyman, Keith Moon, Dave Grohl, Steven Adler, and Alex Van Halen. (and christina aguileara)
The Chicken Apostles are the best, and most entertaining band you'll ever hear, see, taste, touch, or smell. (and they smell lovely). SO get off your fat ass and listen to TCA!!
www.Myspace.com/TheChickenApostles
TCA is known for their phenominal live shows. You can catch The Chicken Apostles playing at the local coffee house, Beatniks nearly every Thursday night ( although they are on an indefinete hiatus from performing there). Every rock show you've ever seen will be nothing compared to the shows that TCA plays at. Prepare to have your ass blown out, as TCA rocks the house and plays some amazing music!!
Bambeto Jones, Jack Spratt, Aich, and Splitmin Warbersheep The Magical Penguin join forces to create The Chicken Apostles. They are the most amazing rock band in the history of the world ever infinity.
-BAMBETO JONES-
Luke Yurich is the lead singer and guitarist of TCA, as well as the chief song writer. He was born in Ohio!! His magnificent stage presence will captivate you, his voice will send shivers down your spine, and his blistering guitar work will leave you in awe. An SG wielding mad-man, he leads TCA, and is always working for The Chicken Apostles. His infulences include: Guns N Roses, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, System Of A Down, and The Foo Fighters.(and n*sync)
-JACK SPRATT-
James Haney is the astounding lead guitarist of TCA, who brings power, intensity, and energy to the band. He was born in Ohio!! His mind-boggling guitar work, insane energy, and an obsession with Martha Stewart combine to create something very special in The Chicken Aposteles. His influences are: Rush, Led Zeppelin, The White Stripes, Mars Volta, Coheed and Cambria, and Johnny Cash. (and the backstreet boys)
-Splitmin Warbersheep The Magical Penguin-
Joseph Calderone is the incredible bassist for The Chicken Apostles. His smooth bass lines, and strange personality keeps TCA together. His bass work is truly amazing. The bassists he would like to Acknowledge are: Cliff Williams, Geddy Lee, John paul Jones, John Entwhistle, and Roger Waters.His kick ass bass can be heard on TCA's shitty kiddy pop cd. He is known to get high off of "Mike-and-Ikes", and is just an awesome person. His Band influnces are: Rush, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, The Who, and Pink Floyd. (and britney spears)
-AICH-
Harrison Dermer, is the incredible drummer for The Chicken Apostles. His insane technical style defines TCA's sound, and is very amazing. Ho-Ho's. His influences include, John Bonham, Neil Peart, John Dolyman, Keith Moon, Dave Grohl, Steven Adler, and Alex Van Halen. (and christina aguileara)
The Chicken Apostles are the best, and most entertaining band you'll ever hear, see, taste, touch, or smell. (and they smell lovely). SO get off your fat ass and listen to TCA!!
www.Myspace.com/TheChickenApostles

The Chicken Apostles are an un-signed band from Cape Coral Florida, playing very original rock music.
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