July 15, 2006 (Press Release) --
The Russian Rocket is going to do what the Soviet Space program couldn't do. Fueled by a mixture of Redbull and Nitrogen, his legs will produce several hundred thousand pounds of thrust to be able to skate up a specially engineered ramp faster than the speed of sound, onto a trajectory for the Moon.
Upon Landing there he will play a pick-up game of hockey with a ragtag group of hockeyplayers from around the Galaxy. Early reports indicate Marvin the Martian, E.T., and Micheal Jackson will play.
Disney is in talks to bring the story to the bigscreen, with Sandra Bullock playing Micheal Jackson.
Upon Landing there he will play a pick-up game of hockey with a ragtag group of hockeyplayers from around the Galaxy. Early reports indicate Marvin the Martian, E.T., and Micheal Jackson will play.
Disney is in talks to bring the story to the bigscreen, with Sandra Bullock playing Micheal Jackson.

The Russian Rocket is going to do what the Soviet Space program couldn't do.
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