New ownership means new changes, site going downhill.
July 16, 2006 (Press Release) --
MISSION, BC - Eric Schmidt, CEO of Google.com Inc, has announced the sale of his net-empire search engine system to a local Mission boy named Travis Hawkins. Hawkins, 17, also recently purchased Free-Press-Release after a smaller project, Vanwhitenoise.com failed miserably. "There will be change." Said Hawkins, who owns the web host company HostEmergency.
"First off, I am removing Google Images" reveals Hawkins, stating that too many people are using the popular feature to search for human pornography, something Hawkins is offended and repulsed by. "Next I will be adding a forum".
Forums are something that characterize a Hawkins website. They are usually large and flashy, but often times there are a noticable lack of members. "I will have moderators. That way when I do something stupid I can blame it on one of them and think over my actions while I play Sims 2 on XBOX if my mom doesn't need the TV for watching Oprah."
"I also have plans for changing Free-Press-Release too." ejaculated Hawkins in a MSN conversation. Although he won't tell us what he's going to do, I have a feeling it won't be pretty. Therefore, here is our backup plan:
[content removed by Hawkins]
"First off, I am removing Google Images" reveals Hawkins, stating that too many people are using the popular feature to search for human pornography, something Hawkins is offended and repulsed by. "Next I will be adding a forum".
Forums are something that characterize a Hawkins website. They are usually large and flashy, but often times there are a noticable lack of members. "I will have moderators. That way when I do something stupid I can blame it on one of them and think over my actions while I play Sims 2 on XBOX if my mom doesn't need the TV for watching Oprah."
"I also have plans for changing Free-Press-Release too." ejaculated Hawkins in a MSN conversation. Although he won't tell us what he's going to do, I have a feeling it won't be pretty. Therefore, here is our backup plan:
[content removed by Hawkins]
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