It took almost a year for Deborah to come back to her business after husband and partner Sam crossed over. Now she submits a article for everyone to enjoy and shares her new website address!
August 30, 2006 (Press Release) --
Men are just something we cannot figure out no matter how hard we try. Men would say the same about women if you were to ask their opinion.
Closets space, I believe, is the best place to begin this article. You have to wonder why males desire half of the closet space since they seldom ever hang up their clothes! However, this is not what I am trying to address by entertaining this subject. My directive is the fit they throw to have complete equality in the closet space. What is frustrating is after they make an issue out of receiving half the closet space – they only use a quarter of it! May God help us if we invade the three-quarters that are not in use.
Now we address the power tools in a paragraph dedicated just to that. Have you ever gone into a Home Depot with your man? I have watched intently as they browse and look like kid in a candy store. If you take them by the power tools, you will see that they feel, fondle, and drool over the darn things. I have to acknowledge that recently I had two “what the hell was I thinking?" moments. My first mistake happened when I allowed my darling male on the computer. Yet I should have seen trouble heading for me when his first website was Sears online. This now explains the craftsman toolbox on the way to our house. I do believe I got an "I love you a lot" out of it. Have I now learn from the mistake you might ask? Oh no, I went with him to Wal-Mart the other day on a shopping excursion. To be truthful, I did allow him to purchase the drill. It would have all been simple had it been left at that. It would have been simple and inexpensive and un-noteworthy had that been the crux of its entirety. However, no, I believe I suffered an alien mind melt at this point. Now I know why we do not make eye contact with the male species in the tool department. They give you the look,the one that captured you are heart for the first time. Somehow, during my mind melt, not only did I let him buy a few more tools, but in addition, I helped him select the ones we purchased. I am currently seeking counseling for this compulsive condition.
The “Toothpaste Battle” is another all time favorite and one of the top contenders for the bathroom fights. Men seem to feel that the toothpaste tube should always be squeezed from the bottom forward instead of the middle. I have to say at 6 a.m., I personally really do not care where I am squeezing it, I am just happy I found it.
NASCAR, or racing if you will, would be a common topic in most couple’s lives. Men are obsessed with a fast car and a road that goes in circles. Although men would look at us, with a straight face and ask us to reschedule birth in lieu of a race although we are in labor with contractions three minutes apart. Now personally I love racing but I think for now I will keep that a secret for the moment. It will probably be short lived though, because I will let him read this article.No matter what idiosyncrasies they seem to have, we still love them and desire them in our lives.
Closets space, I believe, is the best place to begin this article. You have to wonder why males desire half of the closet space since they seldom ever hang up their clothes! However, this is not what I am trying to address by entertaining this subject. My directive is the fit they throw to have complete equality in the closet space. What is frustrating is after they make an issue out of receiving half the closet space – they only use a quarter of it! May God help us if we invade the three-quarters that are not in use.
Now we address the power tools in a paragraph dedicated just to that. Have you ever gone into a Home Depot with your man? I have watched intently as they browse and look like kid in a candy store. If you take them by the power tools, you will see that they feel, fondle, and drool over the darn things. I have to acknowledge that recently I had two “what the hell was I thinking?" moments. My first mistake happened when I allowed my darling male on the computer. Yet I should have seen trouble heading for me when his first website was Sears online. This now explains the craftsman toolbox on the way to our house. I do believe I got an "I love you a lot" out of it. Have I now learn from the mistake you might ask? Oh no, I went with him to Wal-Mart the other day on a shopping excursion. To be truthful, I did allow him to purchase the drill. It would have all been simple had it been left at that. It would have been simple and inexpensive and un-noteworthy had that been the crux of its entirety. However, no, I believe I suffered an alien mind melt at this point. Now I know why we do not make eye contact with the male species in the tool department. They give you the look,the one that captured you are heart for the first time. Somehow, during my mind melt, not only did I let him buy a few more tools, but in addition, I helped him select the ones we purchased. I am currently seeking counseling for this compulsive condition.
The “Toothpaste Battle” is another all time favorite and one of the top contenders for the bathroom fights. Men seem to feel that the toothpaste tube should always be squeezed from the bottom forward instead of the middle. I have to say at 6 a.m., I personally really do not care where I am squeezing it, I am just happy I found it.
NASCAR, or racing if you will, would be a common topic in most couple’s lives. Men are obsessed with a fast car and a road that goes in circles. Although men would look at us, with a straight face and ask us to reschedule birth in lieu of a race although we are in labor with contractions three minutes apart. Now personally I love racing but I think for now I will keep that a secret for the moment. It will probably be short lived though, because I will let him read this article.No matter what idiosyncrasies they seem to have, we still love them and desire them in our lives.
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