Britney Spears and Kevin Federline remain quiet surrounding the details of the new baby's birth
September 15, 2006 (Press Release) --
It's been over two days since Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline reportedly welcomed their second baby in the world. This is two days too long for the publicity-craved duo which is Kevin Federline and Britney Spears, who once wrote in the liner notes of her cd, "special thanks to" her publicists for their "incredible marketing skillz" and "keeping [her] name in bright lights!"
If we are to believe the reports and rumors craftily planted by lazy publicists, here are the events surrounding the newest addition to the Spears-Federline act, er, family.
She developed preeclampsia, and checked herself into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center early Wednesday morning under the name Pebbles. Yes, Pebbles. We cannot confirm this at all, but this is so trashy, so Britney, that we're willing to just assume that it's true.
At some point, doctors performed a Cesarean section. Britney's new baby is a boy, not a girl, as previously reported by numerous entertainment magazines. And his name is not Jalynn, but Sutton Pierce Federline. Again, we cannot confirm that this is true, but Sutton Pierce has a prestigious ring to it. Trashy young mothers like Britney Spears do tend to try to give their babies a touch of class through their names. We can bet that Britney's son's name is Sutton Pierce or something just as witty.
The only official word on SPF, as he's now being called, comes from his dad, who reportedly said, "Mom and baby are doing well, but we're all really tired." Well, the world would like to know how it is that "we're" all tired. It's not as if Britney endured grueling hours of labor. And, we all know what a hard worker K-Fed is. Kevin Federline is tired, but in a different way.
With such secrecy surrounding the birth of SPF, we're beginning to wonder-no, we know that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are trying to pull off what naturally occurred for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. For once, the Spears-Federlines won't outright shamelessly use their baby for their own personal attention and validation, and promotion of their new work. They'll wait it out, let the interest build. Federline, while promoting his debut album, Playing With Fire, will give the routine 'I don't talk about my personal life' statement. Then, a few months later, after Britney has something of her own to promote, something that will really bring in the dough, the world will know every detail surrounding the birth of SPF.
But, this is just a theory, and we cannot confirm any of this, but if we know Britney, it will play out along those lines.
About www.celebsweloveandhate.com
We were the first to debunk those rumors about Jessica Simpson and John Mayer's romance. We gave you the truth about the Lindsay Lohan engagement rumors that Lindsay wanted you to believe. We called the tabs wrong two weeks ago when they reported that Britney Spears gave birth again. We told you Nicole Richie did not faint in Kitson as was widely reported, and now she confirms it.
If we are to believe the reports and rumors craftily planted by lazy publicists, here are the events surrounding the newest addition to the Spears-Federline act, er, family.
She developed preeclampsia, and checked herself into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center early Wednesday morning under the name Pebbles. Yes, Pebbles. We cannot confirm this at all, but this is so trashy, so Britney, that we're willing to just assume that it's true.
At some point, doctors performed a Cesarean section. Britney's new baby is a boy, not a girl, as previously reported by numerous entertainment magazines. And his name is not Jalynn, but Sutton Pierce Federline. Again, we cannot confirm that this is true, but Sutton Pierce has a prestigious ring to it. Trashy young mothers like Britney Spears do tend to try to give their babies a touch of class through their names. We can bet that Britney's son's name is Sutton Pierce or something just as witty.
The only official word on SPF, as he's now being called, comes from his dad, who reportedly said, "Mom and baby are doing well, but we're all really tired." Well, the world would like to know how it is that "we're" all tired. It's not as if Britney endured grueling hours of labor. And, we all know what a hard worker K-Fed is. Kevin Federline is tired, but in a different way.
With such secrecy surrounding the birth of SPF, we're beginning to wonder-no, we know that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are trying to pull off what naturally occurred for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. For once, the Spears-Federlines won't outright shamelessly use their baby for their own personal attention and validation, and promotion of their new work. They'll wait it out, let the interest build. Federline, while promoting his debut album, Playing With Fire, will give the routine 'I don't talk about my personal life' statement. Then, a few months later, after Britney has something of her own to promote, something that will really bring in the dough, the world will know every detail surrounding the birth of SPF.
But, this is just a theory, and we cannot confirm any of this, but if we know Britney, it will play out along those lines.
About www.celebsweloveandhate.com
We were the first to debunk those rumors about Jessica Simpson and John Mayer's romance. We gave you the truth about the Lindsay Lohan engagement rumors that Lindsay wanted you to believe. We called the tabs wrong two weeks ago when they reported that Britney Spears gave birth again. We told you Nicole Richie did not faint in Kitson as was widely reported, and now she confirms it.
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