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Gordon Moss announces people should stop having sex.
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November 30, 2006 (Press Release) -- Gordon Moss announces people should stop having sex. Gordon said "The problem is all these idiots keep doing it, and all the smart people are using condoms. Therefore, I, Gordon Moss, suggest that all people cease sex immediately. It's the only way, I, Gordon Moss, can find a solution that solves the problem".

Sex therapist and well known marketing genius Tom McKenna said "This could solve the problem, but if people do take this advice the number of sales of sex toys will be on the rise. People will not see produce the same way they used to".

Pro-sex minister Ivan Suvanovinski said "People just need to do it, but they need to be smart about it. If you are an idiot stop screwing around".

Gordon said "People just need to find other forms of entertainment - like cooking, cleaning, or taking a cold shower and stop creating a bunch of little morons".


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