This book is a candid pictorial diary of a two week holiday in Betws-y-Coed, Wales. This was no ordinary holiday. The images reveal all.
December 3, 2006 (Press Release) --
This book is a candid pictorial diary of a two week holiday in Betws-y-Coed, Wales. This was no ordinary holiday. The images reveal all.
Once upon a time a loving family decided to go on holiday to Wales for two whole weeks. Their friend Lady Divine had never been on holiday before - so they decided to taker her with them. A huge mini bus came to take them on there travels, they filled the vehicles to the roof with luggage consisting of fine foods such as Super Noodles, Pot Noodles, crisps & other bits 'n' bobs. Oh and not to forget liquor of all types.
The bus driver had brought his wife with him, she was very eccentric looking with short bleached blond hair & was dripping with fashion accessories. The bus driver was very scary looking, with big hands and a huge head to match. Shortly under an hour they finally arrived at the cottage they were staying in. Everyone quickly rushed out of the bus and started to remove all of there goodies from the bus.
They eventually got all of there goods into the cottage and quickly settled in. Feeling the hunger after all that fucking about, they all decided to hunt down the local chippie. Lady Divine announced "I'll buy everyone chips!", so they all gave there order and off she went to get them. The others found a seat over looking a beautiful river - a perfect place to eat chips! Lady Divine arrived & handed everyone a parcel of chips & gravy. Then suddenly she realised there was none for her. Seething at the mouth, she ran like a whippet back to the shop to get some more.
The next two day they had a fabulous day, the sun kept shining, the drink never stopped oozing and the laughter was a plenty. One day they all went to Fairy Glenn & recorded a pop video. Unexpectedly the mother of the family, Margaret became ill, and her son Steven became bored of the countryside. So they decided to leave the holiday early, the next day they left Darren, Barry & Lady D to return home.
During the next few days the remaining three went on many walks, visited the oldest church in Wales, enjoyed barbecues, took many pictures, had dance-a-thons and even made a short movie - "The Tinkers Curse". At this point it was evident Lady Divine's laziness was really starting to get on Barry and Daren's nerves. She was ever complaining of walking, never moved off her fanny, and wouldn't do a thing for herself. She was really spoiling the holiday. The next day Lady Divine made out she was ill - but this was lies. Her only complaint was damn right laziness. They attempted to walk Llyn Elsie that day, but then it started to thunder. They found shelter under a very dark forest. Waiting for the rain to end, Barry & Darren got out there butties & crisps and had a feast. Lady Divine just sat shaking on the floor begging to go back. They just ignored her, hoping the thunder would strike her dead, just to get a little piece.
TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, BUY THE BOOK AT: http://www.lulu.com/content/548629
Once upon a time a loving family decided to go on holiday to Wales for two whole weeks. Their friend Lady Divine had never been on holiday before - so they decided to taker her with them. A huge mini bus came to take them on there travels, they filled the vehicles to the roof with luggage consisting of fine foods such as Super Noodles, Pot Noodles, crisps & other bits 'n' bobs. Oh and not to forget liquor of all types.
The bus driver had brought his wife with him, she was very eccentric looking with short bleached blond hair & was dripping with fashion accessories. The bus driver was very scary looking, with big hands and a huge head to match. Shortly under an hour they finally arrived at the cottage they were staying in. Everyone quickly rushed out of the bus and started to remove all of there goodies from the bus.
They eventually got all of there goods into the cottage and quickly settled in. Feeling the hunger after all that fucking about, they all decided to hunt down the local chippie. Lady Divine announced "I'll buy everyone chips!", so they all gave there order and off she went to get them. The others found a seat over looking a beautiful river - a perfect place to eat chips! Lady Divine arrived & handed everyone a parcel of chips & gravy. Then suddenly she realised there was none for her. Seething at the mouth, she ran like a whippet back to the shop to get some more.
The next two day they had a fabulous day, the sun kept shining, the drink never stopped oozing and the laughter was a plenty. One day they all went to Fairy Glenn & recorded a pop video. Unexpectedly the mother of the family, Margaret became ill, and her son Steven became bored of the countryside. So they decided to leave the holiday early, the next day they left Darren, Barry & Lady D to return home.
During the next few days the remaining three went on many walks, visited the oldest church in Wales, enjoyed barbecues, took many pictures, had dance-a-thons and even made a short movie - "The Tinkers Curse". At this point it was evident Lady Divine's laziness was really starting to get on Barry and Daren's nerves. She was ever complaining of walking, never moved off her fanny, and wouldn't do a thing for herself. She was really spoiling the holiday. The next day Lady Divine made out she was ill - but this was lies. Her only complaint was damn right laziness. They attempted to walk Llyn Elsie that day, but then it started to thunder. They found shelter under a very dark forest. Waiting for the rain to end, Barry & Darren got out there butties & crisps and had a feast. Lady Divine just sat shaking on the floor begging to go back. They just ignored her, hoping the thunder would strike her dead, just to get a little piece.
TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, BUY THE BOOK AT: http://www.lulu.com/content/548629
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