Gordon Moss announces he (Gordon Moss) will interview a dog
December 11, 2006 (Press Release) --
Gordon Moss announced on Sunday he will interview a dog that continues to speak to him from beyond the grave.
"The dog died back in 1851 during the gold rush and each night when I go to bed he tells me about it, so I've decided to interview him for my new book called "No Moss Will Grow On Fido" and I know it will be a best-seller".
Gordon Moss is famous for his ideas on how to take a sock and a box of jello and a couple of ingredients and making an entire meal to feed the entire family and he once was called a miracle after he fed 5 people will a pair of underwear, a bowl of whipped cream, and a rubber banana.
When asked about it Gordon said "It was not a miracle I did what I had to do and it worked out for the best. I'm just glad the blondes did not go away hungry."
"The dog died back in 1851 during the gold rush and each night when I go to bed he tells me about it, so I've decided to interview him for my new book called "No Moss Will Grow On Fido" and I know it will be a best-seller".
Gordon Moss is famous for his ideas on how to take a sock and a box of jello and a couple of ingredients and making an entire meal to feed the entire family and he once was called a miracle after he fed 5 people will a pair of underwear, a bowl of whipped cream, and a rubber banana.
When asked about it Gordon said "It was not a miracle I did what I had to do and it worked out for the best. I'm just glad the blondes did not go away hungry."
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