Hollywoods Mean Girls: Britneys entry into Paris orbit where every day (night, actually, since these girls rarely come out in the light of day) is just like a petty-feud filled freshman year.
January 11, 2007 (Press Release) --
Thats if in high school you kept a flask of Grey Goose and Red Bull under the front seat of your Mercedes and your classroom resembled Hollywood hot spot Hyde.
The omnipresent pantyless pics of Paris and Britney on the Internet firmly establish them as the premiere Popular Cheerleaders in the Mean Girls clique (if by popular you mean that two-thirds of the men, women and children on the planet have seen your cooter). But just like the film she starred in of the same name, Lindsay Lohans the Awkward Girl having a harder time finding where she fits in.
Her problems are just so relatable to any young girl: Shes getting teased and picked on by the poplar boys (socialite Brandon Davis publicly nicknamed the redhead Firecrotch); shes going through growing pains with her mom (she and Dina had an ugly public row at a New York bistro); the adults at work dont understand her (Bobby co-star William H. Macy called her out on her chronic lateness, Morgan Creek studio head James G. Robinson sent her a letter blasting her for frequently failing to show up for work, including calling in sick after partying all night at the L.A. nightclub Guys, and Al Gore swiftly denied her allegations that hed offered to help rehabilitate her image).
The girls a little klutzy (shes been frequently hospitalized for various sprains, fractures and ailments, most notably dehydration, and had her third car crash in two years); she has some daddy issues (papa Micheal, in prison for drunk driving, drew editorial cartoon art depicting how hes being denied access to his daughter); she cant quite tell who her friends really are (some nights shes seen partying with Paris, others shes calling her the C-word and telling paparazzi Paris hit her); shes having some academic troubles (her various text messages and emails reveal only a passing familiarity with spelling and grammar) and just enrolled in her hardest class EVER (shes attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings) and of course shes got trouble with boys (shes bounced between Hard Rock Hotel heir Harry Morton, Paris ex Stavros Niarchos and Kate Moss ex, singer Jamie Burch).
Source: http://www.msn.com
The omnipresent pantyless pics of Paris and Britney on the Internet firmly establish them as the premiere Popular Cheerleaders in the Mean Girls clique (if by popular you mean that two-thirds of the men, women and children on the planet have seen your cooter). But just like the film she starred in of the same name, Lindsay Lohans the Awkward Girl having a harder time finding where she fits in.
Her problems are just so relatable to any young girl: Shes getting teased and picked on by the poplar boys (socialite Brandon Davis publicly nicknamed the redhead Firecrotch); shes going through growing pains with her mom (she and Dina had an ugly public row at a New York bistro); the adults at work dont understand her (Bobby co-star William H. Macy called her out on her chronic lateness, Morgan Creek studio head James G. Robinson sent her a letter blasting her for frequently failing to show up for work, including calling in sick after partying all night at the L.A. nightclub Guys, and Al Gore swiftly denied her allegations that hed offered to help rehabilitate her image).
The girls a little klutzy (shes been frequently hospitalized for various sprains, fractures and ailments, most notably dehydration, and had her third car crash in two years); she has some daddy issues (papa Micheal, in prison for drunk driving, drew editorial cartoon art depicting how hes being denied access to his daughter); she cant quite tell who her friends really are (some nights shes seen partying with Paris, others shes calling her the C-word and telling paparazzi Paris hit her); shes having some academic troubles (her various text messages and emails reveal only a passing familiarity with spelling and grammar) and just enrolled in her hardest class EVER (shes attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings) and of course shes got trouble with boys (shes bounced between Hard Rock Hotel heir Harry Morton, Paris ex Stavros Niarchos and Kate Moss ex, singer Jamie Burch).
Source: http://www.msn.com
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