January 17, 2007 (Press Release) --
Dayton, OH - Michael Gazzerro decided Wednesday, roughly 1:12 PM that he was hungry. This was not outside of what analysts had been predicting, since he hadn't eaten since yesterday.
When asked for comment, local bystanders said they could have seen him ordering Jimmy Johns, but aren't surprised he decided to eat food he already had in the refrigerator.
After persistant questioning by his roommate Phil, he continually denied liking jimmy johns, but said that he might order it because he was in the mood. Michael could not be reached for comment.
When asked for comment, local bystanders said they could have seen him ordering Jimmy Johns, but aren't surprised he decided to eat food he already had in the refrigerator.
After persistant questioning by his roommate Phil, he continually denied liking jimmy johns, but said that he might order it because he was in the mood. Michael could not be reached for comment.

Michael Gazzerro could have ordered Jimmy Johns, and Phil wanted to know if he did.
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