Arrogant, Foul-Mouthed, Filthy Rich Jerk Breaks His 6 Year Silence On How He's Made Millions On The Internet!
January 25, 2007 (Press Release) --
So, what is it that I do to make the ridiculous income I showed you earlier? (If you missed my proof of earnings, see them here: Rich Jerk Earnings - but please keep the drooling to a minimum). Well, over the past 6 years I've come up with a few amazingly effective strategies for generating website visitors and sales out of thin air. And the best part is, you don't need your own product to sell, you don't need to know HTML, and in many cases you don't even need a website. Some of these strategies are actually so simple, they're almost DEVIOUS. They practically force people to buy things, even if they don't need them. The market is so wide open for these techniques, it's ridiculous. NOBODY is doing this stuff.
A few of the topics I get brutally honest with you about are Affiliate Marketing, Pay-Per-Click Advertising, Search Engine Optimization, Copywriting, and Wholesale Buying & Selling of the hottest consumer products on Ebay. And a lot more. I cover it all. I will show you EXACTLY how I make ALL of my money. And when I say "exactly", I mean it.
I can say with 100% confidence, when I show you my Rich Jerk strategies, you will be angry that you didn’t think of them yourself. Don't beat yourself up about it though. Not everyone is a genius like me. Besides, your anger will quickly turn to gratitude once you realize what I've given you, and how it can change your life almost immediately. If you don’t have a website, that's no problem. You really don't even need one. If you can type, use your mouse, and follow simple instructions, you can do this.
For beginners, my ebook will put you YEARS ahead of where you should be. For experts, I GUARANTEE that several of my strategies will blow your mind. I've been doing this for over 6 years, and all I know how to do is make money.
I’m even going to go one step further, and do the unthinkable. I’m going to show you some of my current & former websites that have made me millions. And no, I'm not talking about the site you're on right now. One of my simple sites made over $1 Million Dollars in just a few months, and I didn't even have a product to ship. That’s right, I'm actually going to show you some of my current and former websites that have made me millions, using the exact Rich Jerk strategies I will show you. One of them has been ranked # 1 in Google for over 3 years for several of the most competitive keywords and phrases on the planet. # 1 out of over 100 million results. I obviously know what I'm doing.
Many times I make a site hugely profitable, then sell it to the highest bidder so I can cash out and move on to the next project. I get bored easily, and with the internet so volatile, I try to sell my sites when I feel they are at their peak. I recently sold a website that made me $1.4M in one year. Over $900k in profit, and it had no product! I will show you the URL's of multiple sites that have made me millions of dollars. However, there are also a few million-dollar websites I've sold that I CAN'T reveal the URL's or subjects of, because the buyers made me sign non-disclosure agreements....Because they know I'm the man, and they don't want me sending them new competition. And I must respect that. But I can still show you the EXACT strategies I used to get them all so profitable, the same strategies that I use for ALL of my websites. And the best part is that ALL of my websites are 99% automated.
I know what you're thinking...why would anyone who makes as much money as I do go out and reveal all of their secrets? Here are 3 reasons why I can confidently reveal my Rich Jerk strategies to you:
First of all, I make a TON of money from dozens of different websites. And the website you are on right now is making me a killing too. So why the Hell wouldn't I reveal my Rich Jerk strategies? I'm obviously going to make even more money by selling my secrets, so it's a no-brainer.
Secondly, I have websites in many little niche categories. So if you decide to copy some of them, I don't really care. Copy them all you want. I'll even tell you the URL's. I can use my system to create new profitable sites whenever I want.
Lastly, I'm so connected now it's ridiculous. I hang with other millionaires and prominent people at parties, clubs, and even the Playboy Mansion. Now that I've made my fortune, I can leverage that into anything I want. The sky is the limit. So if everybody starts copying me it doesn't matter. Everyone knows I'm the ORIGINAL Rich Jerk.
So What am I Offering You?
I’m offering you the EXACT SAME Rich Jerk strategies I have used to become an online multi-millionaire. The same strategies I still use to this day. Unlike those so-called gurus I mentioned before, I’m not going to overwhelm you with pages and pages of cookie-cutter marketing mumbo jumbo, just to make my product look large and worthwhile. If you are looking for an expensive sleep-aid, buy their program. If you want to start making money TODAY, get mine.
In my Rich Jerk program, I cut to the chase with just over 60 easy-to-read pages of my prime online money-making strategies, those that you can begin using immediately. If you can't make at least $10k/month with these techniques, there's something wrong with you. SERIOUSLY. Even a lazy, high school educated jerk like me did it. And I’m talking about just 5-10 hours of work per week. If you pay someone a few hundred bucks a week to answer most of the emails, like I do, you can work as little as 1-2 hours per week - mostly just checking your stats. And the best part is you'll never have to talk to anyone on the phone or in person. I like that because I don't like dealing with idiots on a personal level.
Face it....if you want to be rich like me, this is your chance. Think about your current situation. Are you satisfied being a total loser? If so, move on. If not, order my program NOW. It's as simple as that. I'm not going to beg you to order, because the fact is, you need me more than I need you. I'm already rich. You're not.
Whatever you decide, I'll be sipping martinis by the pool. And by the way, if you do happen to see me out in the real world, do me a favor and don't talk to me. I'm far too rich and important to be seen with you.
To Being Obnoxious, Filthy Rich, and Disgustingly Good-Looking:
Preview the Table of Contents in my Rich Jerk Guide.
All Rich Jerk customers get a FREE website valued at over $300.
All Rich Jerk customers get access to the Rich Jerk's private forum.
Over 20,000 active members have contributed thousands of tips & tricks.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: How do I know this isn't a scam?
A: My eBook is a top 10 best-seller in the Clickbank.com Marketplace, ahead of 10,000 others. See my ranking. You can also go to Google and do a search for "rich jerk" to see what other people are saying about my program. My program is not like any other program in the world. It's a no BS guide to making money online.
Q: I can't pay by credit card or by Clickbank. How can I order the book?
A: You can contact us to arrange another payment method.
Q: What proof do you have that you're rich?
A: See my proof of earnings.
Q: I was not able to download the book correctly, and/or I lost my copy of the book. How do I get another one?
A: My support staff can attach the book to an email for you. These poor saps will get canned if they send you a copy of the book without a proof of purchase, so contact us, but you MUST include your order/receipt number.
Q: I received an error when trying to open the book with Adobe Acrobat. What do I need to do?
A: You need to upgrade to the newest version of Adobe Acrobat, which is free to download for both PC and Mac. If you still have the problem, you need to completely remove/uninstall Adobe Acrobat from your computer, then restart your computer and go download the new version from the link above.
Q: After I order, will you help me with any questions?
A: My support staff is available
A few of the topics I get brutally honest with you about are Affiliate Marketing, Pay-Per-Click Advertising, Search Engine Optimization, Copywriting, and Wholesale Buying & Selling of the hottest consumer products on Ebay. And a lot more. I cover it all. I will show you EXACTLY how I make ALL of my money. And when I say "exactly", I mean it.
I can say with 100% confidence, when I show you my Rich Jerk strategies, you will be angry that you didn’t think of them yourself. Don't beat yourself up about it though. Not everyone is a genius like me. Besides, your anger will quickly turn to gratitude once you realize what I've given you, and how it can change your life almost immediately. If you don’t have a website, that's no problem. You really don't even need one. If you can type, use your mouse, and follow simple instructions, you can do this.
For beginners, my ebook will put you YEARS ahead of where you should be. For experts, I GUARANTEE that several of my strategies will blow your mind. I've been doing this for over 6 years, and all I know how to do is make money.
I’m even going to go one step further, and do the unthinkable. I’m going to show you some of my current & former websites that have made me millions. And no, I'm not talking about the site you're on right now. One of my simple sites made over $1 Million Dollars in just a few months, and I didn't even have a product to ship. That’s right, I'm actually going to show you some of my current and former websites that have made me millions, using the exact Rich Jerk strategies I will show you. One of them has been ranked # 1 in Google for over 3 years for several of the most competitive keywords and phrases on the planet. # 1 out of over 100 million results. I obviously know what I'm doing.
Many times I make a site hugely profitable, then sell it to the highest bidder so I can cash out and move on to the next project. I get bored easily, and with the internet so volatile, I try to sell my sites when I feel they are at their peak. I recently sold a website that made me $1.4M in one year. Over $900k in profit, and it had no product! I will show you the URL's of multiple sites that have made me millions of dollars. However, there are also a few million-dollar websites I've sold that I CAN'T reveal the URL's or subjects of, because the buyers made me sign non-disclosure agreements....Because they know I'm the man, and they don't want me sending them new competition. And I must respect that. But I can still show you the EXACT strategies I used to get them all so profitable, the same strategies that I use for ALL of my websites. And the best part is that ALL of my websites are 99% automated.
I know what you're thinking...why would anyone who makes as much money as I do go out and reveal all of their secrets? Here are 3 reasons why I can confidently reveal my Rich Jerk strategies to you:
First of all, I make a TON of money from dozens of different websites. And the website you are on right now is making me a killing too. So why the Hell wouldn't I reveal my Rich Jerk strategies? I'm obviously going to make even more money by selling my secrets, so it's a no-brainer.
Secondly, I have websites in many little niche categories. So if you decide to copy some of them, I don't really care. Copy them all you want. I'll even tell you the URL's. I can use my system to create new profitable sites whenever I want.
Lastly, I'm so connected now it's ridiculous. I hang with other millionaires and prominent people at parties, clubs, and even the Playboy Mansion. Now that I've made my fortune, I can leverage that into anything I want. The sky is the limit. So if everybody starts copying me it doesn't matter. Everyone knows I'm the ORIGINAL Rich Jerk.
So What am I Offering You?
I’m offering you the EXACT SAME Rich Jerk strategies I have used to become an online multi-millionaire. The same strategies I still use to this day. Unlike those so-called gurus I mentioned before, I’m not going to overwhelm you with pages and pages of cookie-cutter marketing mumbo jumbo, just to make my product look large and worthwhile. If you are looking for an expensive sleep-aid, buy their program. If you want to start making money TODAY, get mine.
In my Rich Jerk program, I cut to the chase with just over 60 easy-to-read pages of my prime online money-making strategies, those that you can begin using immediately. If you can't make at least $10k/month with these techniques, there's something wrong with you. SERIOUSLY. Even a lazy, high school educated jerk like me did it. And I’m talking about just 5-10 hours of work per week. If you pay someone a few hundred bucks a week to answer most of the emails, like I do, you can work as little as 1-2 hours per week - mostly just checking your stats. And the best part is you'll never have to talk to anyone on the phone or in person. I like that because I don't like dealing with idiots on a personal level.
Face it....if you want to be rich like me, this is your chance. Think about your current situation. Are you satisfied being a total loser? If so, move on. If not, order my program NOW. It's as simple as that. I'm not going to beg you to order, because the fact is, you need me more than I need you. I'm already rich. You're not.
Whatever you decide, I'll be sipping martinis by the pool. And by the way, if you do happen to see me out in the real world, do me a favor and don't talk to me. I'm far too rich and important to be seen with you.
To Being Obnoxious, Filthy Rich, and Disgustingly Good-Looking:
Preview the Table of Contents in my Rich Jerk Guide.
All Rich Jerk customers get a FREE website valued at over $300.
All Rich Jerk customers get access to the Rich Jerk's private forum.
Over 20,000 active members have contributed thousands of tips & tricks.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: How do I know this isn't a scam?
A: My eBook is a top 10 best-seller in the Clickbank.com Marketplace, ahead of 10,000 others. See my ranking. You can also go to Google and do a search for "rich jerk" to see what other people are saying about my program. My program is not like any other program in the world. It's a no BS guide to making money online.
Q: I can't pay by credit card or by Clickbank. How can I order the book?
A: You can contact us to arrange another payment method.
Q: What proof do you have that you're rich?
A: See my proof of earnings.
Q: I was not able to download the book correctly, and/or I lost my copy of the book. How do I get another one?
A: My support staff can attach the book to an email for you. These poor saps will get canned if they send you a copy of the book without a proof of purchase, so contact us, but you MUST include your order/receipt number.
Q: I received an error when trying to open the book with Adobe Acrobat. What do I need to do?
A: You need to upgrade to the newest version of Adobe Acrobat, which is free to download for both PC and Mac. If you still have the problem, you need to completely remove/uninstall Adobe Acrobat from your computer, then restart your computer and go download the new version from the link above.
Q: After I order, will you help me with any questions?
A: My support staff is available
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