Famed Islam watchdog BeeOhBee misses an incident of anti-puppy violence by sinister Islamic operative
June 10, 2007 (Press Release) --
IOWA CITY -- Authorities are puzzled today by the fact that somewhere in south Jersey, a man named "Abdul" kicked a puppy, and the event, despite being a bad thing done by an Islamic and/or Middle Eastern person, was not posted by BeeOhBee to Late Breaking News.
911 operators were deluged with calls from frantic ISCA readers, wondering who was going to keep them updated on the sinister threat of Islam if BeeOhBee was nodding on the job.
President Bush urged calm, saying the situation was under control and that BeeOhBee, despite the lapse, was doing "a heckuva job."
911 operators were deluged with calls from frantic ISCA readers, wondering who was going to keep them updated on the sinister threat of Islam if BeeOhBee was nodding on the job.
President Bush urged calm, saying the situation was under control and that BeeOhBee, despite the lapse, was doing "a heckuva job."
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