"Discover How People All Over The World Are Saving Buckets Of Cash By Taking Advantage Of My Simple To Follow Videos And Pissing Off A Lot Of Tile Setters".
July 4, 2007 (Press Release) --
Your Friends and Family Will Be Amazed When They See The Professional Tile Job You Have Done Within Just A Short Time Of Watching My Videos.
There Is No Substitute For The Skill You Are About To Learn And The Money You Are Going To Save!
Dear future tile setter,
The internet is full of big fat liars.
Well, maybe not all of them. However, it's hard to know who to trust when everyone and their brother claims to be an expert at something.
I'm not going to lie to you and tell you that everyone who watches my videos will be able to grab their tools, jump in the nearest pick-up truck they can find, and start making a living setting tile.
That's ridiculous. As with anything, becoming a professional takes practice. Besides, most people are to lazy to turn this into a full-time profession.
However, assuming you have an average IQ of a twelve year old and the motivation it takes to pick up a few tools and watch me on TV for two hours you can do this and do a damn good job too!
However, just so that you don't think I'm some weirdo who is just trying to take you for a ride I want to let you in on something.
5 Reasons why you should believe my package is everything I say and more...
1. First of all I'm not just a "tile setter". I'm also a certified teacher. Anyone can "show" someone how to lay tile but can they teach them?
Well, look at my credentials. I spent five years of my life working for the State Rehabilitation Center of Mississippi where I taught troubled teens and disabled veterans how to master many lines of work.
Have you ever read a book or watched a how-to video and asked yourself, "Huh? What the heck did I just learn" as if someone filled your head with hot air?
Well, you will not get that from my videos. I'm very precise and I teach it in a way that you can understand and pick up what I'm saying fairly quickly. I am trained to do so.
2. I have worked in the ceramic tile industry for over 20 years. I've done just about every kind of tile job you can think of many times over.
Here are just a few of the places I've worked for:
University Of Southern Mississippi - Pier One Imports - Several Applebee's Restaurants - Wards Restaurants - Burger King - Moore's Funeral Home - Barnhills - The Pain Center - Subway sandwich shops - Wal Oil gas stations - Anderson's Paint of Hattiesburg - B And S Appliances Hattiesburg - Engle Construction - Sunny Grove bed and breakfast - West Lake Manor Retirement Home - Forrest General Hospital William Carey College - Seashore Retirement Community
If you prefer individuals that you can call personally and check their references call me and I will be happy to give you a list of numbers. However, I can't do it on this web page because it gets thousands of hits a month and I do not want my clients to kill me.
3. I am a real person! I do not hide behind a P.O. Box. My home phone is listed at the end of this page. So if my package is not everything I say and more you can call me and cuss me to the moon. And you can do it in front of my wife!
4. While most people will only guarantee their product for 30 days I give you 8 weeks! It's simple. If my package isn't everything I say simply request a refund. No questions asked.
I don't care if you break my CD in half, mix it in with two tons of manure and use it to fertilize your plants! I am still going to give you your money back! Period!
Try getting a guarantee like that from Joe Schmoe's info package.
Bottom line:
You will not find this being sold from some guy on an infomercial that knows about as much about setting tile as a monkey knows how to ride a bike! This is a real educational course that comes with years of pride and experience.
5. No waiting for your mail to arrive! After your order you are sent directly to a private download page where you can download all my videos straight from your home computer. So you can literally be watching my videos within minutes of placing your order! Burn it to a dvd if you like or simply watch it on your monitor!
Note: Orders will also be sent to your home. So you get both access to our private site where you can download the videos and our entire package by snail mail!
Never downloaded videos online? I'll show you. It is literally as easy as clicking a few buttons. If you like I have no problem mailing them to you. However, I seriously doubt you'll find that necessary once you see how easy it is.
Ok back to the meat. Why get my videos? Well let me ask you a question.
Who wants some stranger in their house leaving a big mess while charging you a fortune for a so-called "good job" when you can do it yourself for less than the price of one box of tile?
I sure as heck don't and neither do you or you wouldn't be here.
It's almost ridiculous when you think about it!
Have you ever watched someone lay tile? It's really not that hard once you know the do's and don'ts.
The tricky part is not making any mistakes. There are some mistakes that may seem small but can cost you the entire job.
I'm going to show you how to get it right the first time.
I am serious when I say learning to set tile is as easy as watching me and doing it yourself. There is nothing to it!
I can hear you now, "Ok Randy what's the catch? Surely it can not be this easy."
That's just it, it is!
When using the shortcuts I'm going to reveal to you in my videos, any tile job is easy!
Plus... the videos really aren't that long. Sure, I could have filled them up with tons of fluff to impress you but that's not what you want, is it?
In each video I get straight to the point and walk you through it step by step. As a matter of fact the total time of the videos is only about two hours.
It may not sound like a lot but, like I said, I get straight to the point so that you can literally watch as you lay your own tile while getting the job done quickly and effectively!
There is simply no reason for you not to get my videos. It is all here. Everything you could possibly need to know about setting tile is right in front of you.
I can hear you now, "Oh great Randy. You mean I have to watch hours of videos? I don't have time for this huge learning curve."
Once again, I keep it short and sweet.
There is no need to drag it out. I've got this down to a science. The videos are literally made so that you can watch as you lay your tile!
I've simply taken every shortcut I have learned in over twenty years of experience and crammed it into two hours of dynamite packed skill so that you can learn all the shortcuts that take most people years to discover!
This package has been tweaked and perfected countless times and built into a rock solid course specifically made so that you can literally become a tile setter within moments of watching!
There Is No Substitute For The Skill You Are About To Learn And The Money You Are Going To Save!
Dear future tile setter,
The internet is full of big fat liars.
Well, maybe not all of them. However, it's hard to know who to trust when everyone and their brother claims to be an expert at something.
I'm not going to lie to you and tell you that everyone who watches my videos will be able to grab their tools, jump in the nearest pick-up truck they can find, and start making a living setting tile.
That's ridiculous. As with anything, becoming a professional takes practice. Besides, most people are to lazy to turn this into a full-time profession.
However, assuming you have an average IQ of a twelve year old and the motivation it takes to pick up a few tools and watch me on TV for two hours you can do this and do a damn good job too!
However, just so that you don't think I'm some weirdo who is just trying to take you for a ride I want to let you in on something.
5 Reasons why you should believe my package is everything I say and more...
1. First of all I'm not just a "tile setter". I'm also a certified teacher. Anyone can "show" someone how to lay tile but can they teach them?
Well, look at my credentials. I spent five years of my life working for the State Rehabilitation Center of Mississippi where I taught troubled teens and disabled veterans how to master many lines of work.
Have you ever read a book or watched a how-to video and asked yourself, "Huh? What the heck did I just learn" as if someone filled your head with hot air?
Well, you will not get that from my videos. I'm very precise and I teach it in a way that you can understand and pick up what I'm saying fairly quickly. I am trained to do so.
2. I have worked in the ceramic tile industry for over 20 years. I've done just about every kind of tile job you can think of many times over.
Here are just a few of the places I've worked for:
University Of Southern Mississippi - Pier One Imports - Several Applebee's Restaurants - Wards Restaurants - Burger King - Moore's Funeral Home - Barnhills - The Pain Center - Subway sandwich shops - Wal Oil gas stations - Anderson's Paint of Hattiesburg - B And S Appliances Hattiesburg - Engle Construction - Sunny Grove bed and breakfast - West Lake Manor Retirement Home - Forrest General Hospital William Carey College - Seashore Retirement Community
If you prefer individuals that you can call personally and check their references call me and I will be happy to give you a list of numbers. However, I can't do it on this web page because it gets thousands of hits a month and I do not want my clients to kill me.
3. I am a real person! I do not hide behind a P.O. Box. My home phone is listed at the end of this page. So if my package is not everything I say and more you can call me and cuss me to the moon. And you can do it in front of my wife!
4. While most people will only guarantee their product for 30 days I give you 8 weeks! It's simple. If my package isn't everything I say simply request a refund. No questions asked.
I don't care if you break my CD in half, mix it in with two tons of manure and use it to fertilize your plants! I am still going to give you your money back! Period!
Try getting a guarantee like that from Joe Schmoe's info package.
Bottom line:
You will not find this being sold from some guy on an infomercial that knows about as much about setting tile as a monkey knows how to ride a bike! This is a real educational course that comes with years of pride and experience.
5. No waiting for your mail to arrive! After your order you are sent directly to a private download page where you can download all my videos straight from your home computer. So you can literally be watching my videos within minutes of placing your order! Burn it to a dvd if you like or simply watch it on your monitor!
Note: Orders will also be sent to your home. So you get both access to our private site where you can download the videos and our entire package by snail mail!
Never downloaded videos online? I'll show you. It is literally as easy as clicking a few buttons. If you like I have no problem mailing them to you. However, I seriously doubt you'll find that necessary once you see how easy it is.
Ok back to the meat. Why get my videos? Well let me ask you a question.
Who wants some stranger in their house leaving a big mess while charging you a fortune for a so-called "good job" when you can do it yourself for less than the price of one box of tile?
I sure as heck don't and neither do you or you wouldn't be here.
It's almost ridiculous when you think about it!
Have you ever watched someone lay tile? It's really not that hard once you know the do's and don'ts.
The tricky part is not making any mistakes. There are some mistakes that may seem small but can cost you the entire job.
I'm going to show you how to get it right the first time.
I am serious when I say learning to set tile is as easy as watching me and doing it yourself. There is nothing to it!
I can hear you now, "Ok Randy what's the catch? Surely it can not be this easy."
That's just it, it is!
When using the shortcuts I'm going to reveal to you in my videos, any tile job is easy!
Plus... the videos really aren't that long. Sure, I could have filled them up with tons of fluff to impress you but that's not what you want, is it?
In each video I get straight to the point and walk you through it step by step. As a matter of fact the total time of the videos is only about two hours.
It may not sound like a lot but, like I said, I get straight to the point so that you can literally watch as you lay your own tile while getting the job done quickly and effectively!
There is simply no reason for you not to get my videos. It is all here. Everything you could possibly need to know about setting tile is right in front of you.
I can hear you now, "Oh great Randy. You mean I have to watch hours of videos? I don't have time for this huge learning curve."
Once again, I keep it short and sweet.
There is no need to drag it out. I've got this down to a science. The videos are literally made so that you can watch as you lay your tile!
I've simply taken every shortcut I have learned in over twenty years of experience and crammed it into two hours of dynamite packed skill so that you can learn all the shortcuts that take most people years to discover!
This package has been tweaked and perfected countless times and built into a rock solid course specifically made so that you can literally become a tile setter within moments of watching!
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