THIS PRESS RELEASE CONTAINS NERDITY AND NON-TECHNICAL COMPUTER LINGO
July 5, 2007 (Press Release) --
The inevitable Beetle infestation has finally arrived in Brighton, MI. No, not the kind that devours unsuspecting pine trees, or the kind that draws crowds of screaming teenage girls (at least not yet). No, this is a gleaming armada of nerdy red Volkswagen Beetles that has snaked its way across the World conquering one city after another, wiping out all the confusing, I.T. techno-babble that happens to get in their way. Each Beetle is driven by a laptop-toting, duct tape spectacled, fully pocket-protected computer EntrepreNERD whose only desire is to rid the world of all its computer problems. Yes, Nerds On Site has arrived in Brighton, Michigan!
Don’t let their nerdy appearance fool you though. This crew is dead serious and well armed to contend with any computer problem you can throw at them, whether you’re a business whose network is acting up, or just sitting at home trying to get your favourite game to work properly. All you need to do to get their attention is to call their toll free number, 1-877-MY NERDS, and let them know you need help. A nerd will return your call within 30 Minutes to arrange a visit. It’s as simple as that.
When a new call comes in all the Brighton nerds are alerted and the nerd most suitable in terms of current location and expertise, will call the client back.. Before we even come to your place, we quote you a flat cost - we don’t use hourly rates. We have a no-fix, no-charge policy. If we can’t fix it, you don’t pay a cent! And the nerdiest of things is that we’re all equipped to communicate with each other at all times, so you don’t get just one nerd to deal with your issue, you get the entire NERD-force along with all of their training, expertise and competencies.
Don’t let their nerdy appearance fool you though. This crew is dead serious and well armed to contend with any computer problem you can throw at them, whether you’re a business whose network is acting up, or just sitting at home trying to get your favourite game to work properly. All you need to do to get their attention is to call their toll free number, 1-877-MY NERDS, and let them know you need help. A nerd will return your call within 30 Minutes to arrange a visit. It’s as simple as that.
When a new call comes in all the Brighton nerds are alerted and the nerd most suitable in terms of current location and expertise, will call the client back.. Before we even come to your place, we quote you a flat cost - we don’t use hourly rates. We have a no-fix, no-charge policy. If we can’t fix it, you don’t pay a cent! And the nerdiest of things is that we’re all equipped to communicate with each other at all times, so you don’t get just one nerd to deal with your issue, you get the entire NERD-force along with all of their training, expertise and competencies.
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