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The World's Greatest Networker, Gordon Moss, Is Stuck On Elevator In Mansion.
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July 13, 2007 (Press Release) -- The World's Greatest Networker, Gordon Moss, Is Stuck On Elevator In Mansion.

He was not missed by anyone for two weeks. He was dicovered only after the niegbor lady discovered "funny smells" coming from the mansion.

It was said that Moss exsisted by eating the asbestos tiles that lined the celing of the elevator and kept himself busy by singing rounds of 99 bottles of beer on the wall. He is in fair condition at the West Bloomfield animal hospital and will be released as soon as the asbestos passes.


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