Gordon Moss, A.K.A., The World's Greatest Networker, has been diagnosed with a rare, but treatable form of skin cancer. The cancer is thought to have stemmed from long, repetitive exposure to the ink
United States of America (Press Release) August 1, 2007 --
Gordon Moss, A.K.A., The World's Greatest Networker, has been diagnosed with a rare, but treatable form of skin cancer. The cancer is thought to have stemmed from long, repetitive exposure to the ink on one-hundred dollar bills.
When the doctors told Moss he would have to give up his hoard of hundred dollar bills, the world's greatest networker flew into a rage destroying the lobby at the West Bloomfield family health clinic. One eye-witness told channel 9 that Gordon Moss seemed to have had a "seizure"
when he heard that he was not to have any contact with One-hundred dollar bills. "He bounced off the walls like a Mexican jumping bean..... and mumbled on and on about needing to smell it every day", a bystander said.
A glass pickle jar has been placed on the counter of the local Seven-Eleven for contributions to the "Save Gordon Moss" campaign.
When the doctors told Moss he would have to give up his hoard of hundred dollar bills, the world's greatest networker flew into a rage destroying the lobby at the West Bloomfield family health clinic. One eye-witness told channel 9 that Gordon Moss seemed to have had a "seizure"
when he heard that he was not to have any contact with One-hundred dollar bills. "He bounced off the walls like a Mexican jumping bean..... and mumbled on and on about needing to smell it every day", a bystander said.
A glass pickle jar has been placed on the counter of the local Seven-Eleven for contributions to the "Save Gordon Moss" campaign.
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