Make everyone on your list laugh when you give them SLAM CARDS - cards that let you tell annoying people exactly what you're thinking
United States of America (Press Release) November 30, 2007 --
The SLAM CARD is causing a sensation in offices, subways, bars and colleges across
the country. Like a greeting card, it sums up your sentiments in a clever phrase. But
conversely, SLAM CARDS are meant for people you can hardly stand or as a gag
between knowing friends. Each SLAM CARD contains a terse truism that tells people
exactly what you’re thinking.
Touted as “Handy one-liners, Always on Hand”, SLAM CARDS come in packs
of 10 in 6 different categories including “Office Offenders”, “Commuter Lines”
and “Dating Deck”. They feature such lines as “I’ll try being nicer if you try being
smarter” for office dolts and “I know it was you who farted” for the offensive fellow
passenger. The SLAM CARD is not wholly mean-spirited, however. The reverse side
encourages the bearer not to take offense but rather “rethink some of your social skills”.
Think of SLAM CARDS as license to let your inner voice do the talking. Now,
that’s true freedom of speech. Though maybe not what our founding fathers had in mind,
it’s certainly a refreshing take on the concept. SLAM CARDS are sold online at
www.theslamcard.com or www.shutfup.com. Your favorite slams are also available on
T-shirts, mugs, magnets and even in fortune cookies. ###
the country. Like a greeting card, it sums up your sentiments in a clever phrase. But
conversely, SLAM CARDS are meant for people you can hardly stand or as a gag
between knowing friends. Each SLAM CARD contains a terse truism that tells people
exactly what you’re thinking.
Touted as “Handy one-liners, Always on Hand”, SLAM CARDS come in packs
of 10 in 6 different categories including “Office Offenders”, “Commuter Lines”
and “Dating Deck”. They feature such lines as “I’ll try being nicer if you try being
smarter” for office dolts and “I know it was you who farted” for the offensive fellow
passenger. The SLAM CARD is not wholly mean-spirited, however. The reverse side
encourages the bearer not to take offense but rather “rethink some of your social skills”.
Think of SLAM CARDS as license to let your inner voice do the talking. Now,
that’s true freedom of speech. Though maybe not what our founding fathers had in mind,
it’s certainly a refreshing take on the concept. SLAM CARDS are sold online at
www.theslamcard.com or www.shutfup.com. Your favorite slams are also available on
T-shirts, mugs, magnets and even in fortune cookies. ###
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