United States of America (Press Release) December 31, 2007 --
Gordon Moss wed his long time lover yesterday in the beautiful waters off Nassau, Bahamas. The ceremony was officiated by long time friend, The Reverend "Honey Jacks". "Reno Jeff" and "The World's Number 2 Networker",Ray, stood with Moss as He took his vows. Anita "Ass Kicker" C. stood in waist deep water with the glowing bride.
"Why he decided to marry a Flounder is kind of strange, but not surprising", Reno stated. Moss has sired many children with the flounder.
Moss was overheard saying that "no one will ever call my children "Two Faced". Probably not, as flounder go.
"Why he decided to marry a Flounder is kind of strange, but not surprising", Reno stated. Moss has sired many children with the flounder.
Moss was overheard saying that "no one will ever call my children "Two Faced". Probably not, as flounder go.

An Odd Ceremony, But Legal In All 50 States and Puerto Rico
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