Gordon Moss Breeds Genetically Altered Sheep In His Basement - Gordon Moss

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(Free-Press-Release.com) January 9, 2008 -- Gordon Moss, of Michigan fame, has bred a genetically altered sheep in the basement of his West Bloomfield, Michigan home.

"This proves that my scientific experiments over the years have finally paid off, now I can put this thing to work eating my grass, or cooking me dinner just like I, Gordon Moss, have planned for years".

Gordon Moss (The World's Greatest Networker) prides himself on innovation and is a world-famous inventor as he has created mustard cola, extra of vanilla bean syrup, and music from his bathtub playing only a tuba covered in mayo.

Gordon Moss (The World's Greatest Networker) has a favourite invention though - a computer he built by hand made from a sweat shirt, three beer cans, some left over crab salad, two car batteries, a pair of fishnet pantyhose, the fur from an angry wolverine, two potatoes, three cans of pringles, one bottle of wine (French), 7 1/2 sweat socks, a bottle of Tylenol, one pair of leftover running shoes, and the meatloaf in his fridge that was over three years old.

Gordon Moss (The World's Greatest Networker) added "This is the best damn computer you can get - that I will guarantee or I'll refund your money - I have the world's best refund policy - NO!"

Gordon Moss can be visited on the web at http://theworldsgreatestnetworker.blogspot.com

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